The king of salty fish talk × super straight male bking training madman
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The thing Jiang Yu regretted most in his life was buying the 18×Xianxia novel from the pirated bookstore downstairs.
She was just walking and reading those indescribable chapters when she was knocked unconscious by a bolt from the blue. When I woke up again, I had already entered this pirated H novel called "The Immortal Lord's Nightly Pet".
Good news: She traveled through time.
Bad news: She's wearing an 18-line cannon fodder that doesn't even have a name.
In the original work, this cannon fodder has a dedicated career - whenever the heroine and the hero applaud for their love, she will definitely appear within a thirty-meter radius:
√The "sleeping" Sasu disciple in the master's sect
√A passerby who "happened" to faint outside the alley on the street
√The little junior sister who "happens" to sleep in the bed next to the heroine in the Fairy Gate Competition
…
In the end, in the battle between immortals and demons, this professional tool man will also block the fatal blow for the heroine and complete her glorious mission.
Jiang Yu: "..."
What kind of human suffering is this? !
Just when she was about to greet the author's family cordially, a mechanical voice suddenly sounded in her mind:
[Ding! The passerby's self-rescue system has been activated!
[Your mission is: change the fatal ending without attracting the attention of the protagonist group!
Before Jiang Yu had time to be happy, he heard the mechanical voice saying again:
[Novice Task: Contact with the skin of the opposite sex for more than ten seconds]
Jiang Yu: "...???"
Where does this unorthodox system come from? !
*
In order to survive, Jiang Yu focused on the beautiful passerby Jia whom he picked up.
Passerby A's surname is You Mingshu, he is fair-skinned, beautiful, long-legged, and extremely vicious and cold-faced. He is particularly unique among the NPCs who are obsessed with the heroine and bang against the wall for the heroine.
He is simply her chosen mission partner.
Jiang Yu rolled his eyes and quietly moved to the side of the man in black.
"Fellow Taoist, check your pulse. Are you coming?"
You Shu lazily opened his eyelids, his gaze lingered on her face for a moment, and he said slowly: "Okay."
*
After successfully completing a series of tasks such as [Tie Tie], [Hug], [Kiss], and [Bath Together], Jiang Yu looked at the newly released [Dual Cultivation] task in the system and finally couldn't bear it anymore:
"Are you a serious system?"
She packed her things overnight and prepared to run away, but was blocked by a slender figure at the door.
You Shu put one hand on the door frame and gently stroked her neck with the other hand. His voice was low and dangerous: "Today's task is not finished yet. Where does Yuyu want to run?"
Oops, she seems to have defeated the hidden BOSS.
Reading Guide
① A sweet little essay that makes you smile ~
②Updated every other day, updated on time at 9:00 every night
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Concept: sleeping cannon fodder, perverted villain