Ever since Gu Yun came to my company to pick me up from get off work without saying hello, my colleagues always joked that I was looking for a "big boy with white socks"
Me: "We are nine years apart. If I'm with you, I will be laughed at. I can't bear it. I can't accept it!"
Gu Yun: "Then you have to exercise your endurance. You are not young anymore. You don't have the endurance at all?"
Huh?
Me: "Your sister and I have been friends for many years, so it's not good to do this."
Gu Yun: "What's wrong with kissing each other?"
Huh?
Intention: Bravely pursue love