Honest Man, but Lord of Rules

Completed article "Internship God Manual" Welcome to the column~ The world is sick, monsters are everywhere, weird things are rampant, and no one follows the old rules. Except you. You are an honest person. You work hard. But the boss is waving his tentacles and deducting wages to take advantage of you. You have no choice but to hold your boss's head with a knife and make him regret not obeying the law. You politely decline the sales pitch. But the salesman is showing his sharp teeth and wants to destroy your family; You calmly put the agreement into the salesman's mouth and let him know what a legal transaction is. You enjoy shopping in the mall. But the hero was swallowed by the monster, and the gift you bought for your boyfriend was knocked to the ground. You laugh and slice up the monster's body, making it explode with countless gold coins. You obviously abide by the law and live a stable life, but the amazing thing is that everyone knows you. In the eyes of others, you are arrogant and wanton. Because everything that messes with you goes to hell. Your whereabouts are a mystery, and the world calls you by countless code names. Your followers are fanatical, so rumors spread all over the country for no reason. Your admirer appears to be cold, ascetic, indifferent and distant. But the way he looked at you was greedy and obsessed. He chases you, is obsessed with you, desires you, trembles with your breath. He wants to be your partner. … If there are no rules, you are the rule. The new world order is yours to establish. [Extremely powerful and honest person is shou × super possessive and despicable person is attacking from outside] Honest people are also beautiful. Remarks: 1. Irregular ghost stories, which are urban geeky genres. 2. It is a light-hearted article, written in third person, and the whole text is fictional. Please do not bring it into reality! 3. If you like it, you can save the author's column and Weibo @jinjiangyunjiu ~ 2024.8.31 ----Advance payment---- "I, the evil god, get married where I am" Xu Suyi is known as the evil god. The work is saturated and there is no day off all year round, so I just leave my job and go on vacation. When he entered the human world, he was almost discovered by the inspector, who looked exactly like his enemy! Xu Suyi: ... Such a coincidence? - Xu Suyi asked Shen Heng to have dinner together at home and test him at the same time. Brother A emerged from the painting on the wall, and dark, viscous liquid flowed out of the wall, as if it came from the abyss of hell. Shen Heng stood in front of him and tore off the painting: "The water pipe upstairs must have burst, and the sewage flowed into your painting." Xu Suyi:...... Xu Suyi asked Shen Heng to watch the newly released horror movie together. Little Brother B twisted into a twist behind him, waving his rotten tentacles and rushing towards the two of them. Shen Heng turned behind him and pulled off a tentacle: "The quality of the movie theater model is worrying. I will make one for you another day." Xu Suyi:...... The city was in crisis, and Xu Suyi came to find Shen Heng. However, everywhere is devastated, where is his figure? Xu Su ran violently, and his indescribable figure made all the monsters crawl to the ground, trembling. When Shen Heng fought his way out of the monster pile, he saw that a being that was more powerful than all the monsters was going crazy. All the monsters present dared not speak out in anger. After looking at Shen Heng, Xu Suyi fell into his arms: "I have hypoglycemia. I seem to be hallucinating." Shen Heng:...... Monsters:... - The first time Shen Heng met Xu Suyi was in a restricted area surrounded by monsters. Surrounded by countless ugly, rotten, filthy anomalies, only that person was transcendent, looking at him in the darkness, his eyes black and white, like a beam of light in a ruined world, which suddenly penetrated his heart. Shen Heng wanted to protect this light. Later he discovered that the wattage of this beam of light seemed a bit large. Crazy temptation is as steady as an old dog's attack It is a light-hearted article with Cthulhu elements, emotion + plot, and the copy will be fine-tuned before starting the article. Mission: Brave people enjoy the world first