"Did the cat speak just now?"
"Yes, he said we can become the top in the universe."
"Star, I'm just drunk, not crazy."
Real copywriting (probably):
Kim Seokjin: "Xingpyo is a child who grew up in my arms. Of course I am sincere."
Min Yoongi: "Meteor stars don't sound much better than those."
Jung Hoseok: "Asterix CP? She's quite cute."
Kim Namjoon: "I am V_RM, a professional cat breeder. If you encounter a lonely cat, please contact Namsung TV as soon as possible."
Kim Taehyung: "The strawberry and mango combo is the best!"
Jungkook: "Star fruit wine is the best and most delicious!"
Park Jimin: "Try the cheese planet~ Xingpyo."
Mao Xingpyo: "Can't we eat them together? They all sound delicious."
Possibly better copy:
Cat Xing Piao, who has congenital heart disease, has been protected like a porcelain doll since birth. She originally thought her life would pass like this. Who would have thought that when I was 14 years old, I would meet the magical Pokémon cat Sanqi!
Can you get healthy just by becoming a superstar?
Mao Xingpyo, who is still in the second grade of middle school, said: Is there such a good thing? !
But why is the designated company so bad? Can you really become a top-notch company here?
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All members are ambiguous
I'm not very good at writing copyTT. Please read the text.
■Bts eight humanities
■There are many butterflies
■Contains very, very, very, very, very many cat sculptures
■The cat at home occasionally seizes the keyboard and spills dog blood.
Please re-read the suggestions for chapter name revision. I will also revise the text on a daily basis without changing the blanks and not specifically marking them.
If you have any comments, please feel free to submit them. Inspirational writers often revise their articles.
2024.6.7 Kaiwen
Intention: growth