Taoist Priests Banned from Becoming ASMR Anchors

Bai Xiaochen, a sleep aid anchor, was laid off for a month because of reports of malicious threats over his sleep aid videos. He clicked on the lively video on the Internet and looked for the so-called "intimidation" clip frame by frame. Video 1: He simulates washing the hair of a dummy against the background of soothing music. In the picture, the originally closed eyes of the silicone dummy opened strangely, revealing the scarlet and bloodshot eyes inside, locking the camera, blinking, and then blinking. Bai Xiaochen, who knew it was the supernatural being playing a prank at home:... "Mengmeng!" Bai Xiaochen gritted his teeth, "Your incense is gone tonight." The silicone human head sheds blood and tears in repentance. Video 2, in a corner of the live broadcast recording, a figure with long hair in white clothes suddenly floated out of the closed door of the bathroom, stretched out ten fingers and hit him on the back of the neck! Recognizing that this was the family's favorite actor, Bai Xiaochen threw the phone down and roared: "Chi Zhong!" A translucent ghost floated out from the ground and angrily caught the thrown cell phone, trying to please the furious Bai Xiaochen. Bai Xiaochen pulled up the corner of his mouth and smiled, "Your rice is gone too." The ghost figure floated to the dummy and squatted down, leaving behind tears of blood and grievance. Looking at the noisy supernatural beings at home, Bai Xiaochen sighed over and over again, picked up his mobile phone and silently looked for a part-time job. What else can I do? There are more than a dozen ghosts all over the house, waiting for food. * Li Li is a severe insomniac. He followed his friend's advice and opened video software to look for sleep aids. The first recommendation was a blogger named Chen Pi Ku Ku. Ten years of insomnia was cured! He is simply the reincarnation of Hua Tuo, a contemporary miracle doctor! As a result, he maliciously played tricks on him in the sleep aid video and scared him to the point of almost cardiac arrest. While crying, Li Li listened to the sleep aid in order to sleep. The next day, he used his nephew's three-year-old ID card to initiate a minor refund as revenge. By the way, this refund was used to publish recruitment information looking for sleep-inducing technicians. The next day, a young man in white casual clothes came to the door. He had a baby face that looked harmless to humans and animals, and was as childish as a newly graduated college student. Li Li complained in his heart that the recruitment software was indeed unreliable. When he saw a broken silicone hand in the youth bag poking and waving secretly, and the dummy head on the other side winking and smiling at him: He asked tremblingly: "Have you ever been an anchor before?" The young man didn't notice at all: "Yes, but something happened and he is currently on vacation." Li Li shed tears without saying a word, watching helplessly as the amputated palm was about to jump out of the backpack and rush towards him—— His eyes went dark and he fell to the ground in shock. * Raising ghosts to help sleep anchor Taoist priest suffered from x and became incontinent to tears. He was afraid of ghosts and was attacked by a weak beauty. Sand sculpture daily life Don't be afraid to enter [This article involves all aspects of metaphysics that are completely fabricated. If there are any references, they will be noted at the end of the chapter. —————— Another article in the push anchor series "After the restricted article anchor returns to his old career" Love money as much as life Yao Mu wore his book and turned into a helpless little pitiful person. Being penniless, he had no choice but to return to his old business and start a live broadcast to make money. Why does the shirt show off the shoulders and collarbone? Too poor to afford something that fits. Why do you wear hot pants that barely cover your thighs? What's wrong with wearing cooler clothes when it's hot? Why is the threshold for VIP membership so expensive? Don't look at it if you are poor. Whatever Yao Mu did, someone would always explain it to him and help him talk back. Yao Mu, who had gained a group of die-hard fans, didn't know what kind of existence he had provoked. He happily counted the money while privately chatting with his big brothers on the list one by one: "There are maid kittens today, brother, do you want to see them?" "Brother, do you want to listen to Mumu's exclusive coaxing to sleep? Mumu only coaxes my brother to sleep." "Husband, I have finished wearing the little skirt you bought for me, and I want new clothes (≧w≦)" Not long after the news was sent out, there was a loud knock on his bedroom door, and it turned out to be his manic roommate. He couldn't bear to open the door, and before the displeasure on his face showed, he was pushed down by the man and pinned down on the bed. The man gritted his teeth: "Yao Mu, how many men do you need to seduce in one night to be satisfied?" Yao Mu was stunned, and then he saw his private picture package suddenly lit up on the man's lock screen... …… Chu Qing has a roommate in a shared house who is a gloomy and weird second-time homebody. He usually avoids such underworld creatures. Until one day, he mistakenly entered a website, which showed the local push of a new anchor. The white and greasy leg meat was plump and full, and it was overflowing from the leg ring. Under the simplest transparent shirt, the light pink was faintly visible. By some strange coincidence, I paid 200 yuan for a reward, and as soon as I went live, I was chatted privately by the little anchor, who even called him my brother. While Chu Qing was happily buying clothes for the little anchor, he received a strange package. The gloomy roommate snatched the package from his hand as if he had eaten a package of dynamite and scolded him for not having the quality to steal his express delivery. Chu Qing was stunned on the spot, with the words "kitten collar" flashing through his mind just now. But no one has a cat at home. ———————— 1V1, there is a plot of cross-dressing Purpose: Accompany each other to grow and overcome inner fears