No Way, I Can't Get Him

It was the first time Jiang Jinye heard people around him mention Bo Xuan, saying that he had outstanding appearance, cold temperament and was hard to get close to, and was known as the Flower of the High Mountains. He laughed at that time: "In what age are you still the flower of the high mountain? Do you dare to make a bet? I can catch this person within a month." Under the dual influence of classmates' encouragement and alcohol, Jiang Jinye took the keys to the luxury car and went up to strike up a conversation. Sure enough, within a month, he proudly announced his relationship to the surrounding officials, surprising everyone. N years later. Classmates met by chance and mentioned this bet: "I remember I lost two hundred yuan to you." Jiang Jiye: "You only lost two hundred yuan, and you still have the nerve to mention it. I've lost all my wealth in this life!" "My current savings, salary, stocks, and quarterly dividends are all in his hands. If I want to treat someone to dinner, I have to apply to him for money." "You must report when you go out to socialize, and you must go home before eleven o'clock." "You can't drink too much, you can't lie, and you can't be too close to women. You have to pay the public salary three times a week. If you miss one, you have to make up for it by posting his photos in the circle of friends to show your affection." "I'm not even as good as a donkey in the production team. Donkeys can still rest at night!" Classmate: "..." The classmate asked cautiously: "So you haven't broken up since then?" Jiang Jinye silently lit up his cigarette: "I can't help it. I can't defeat him." ------ There was a young Bai Yueguang in Bo Xuan's photo album. Jiang Jiye was overjoyed when he found out, and now he had reason to break up. But if you don't check, you won't know. Once you check, good guy ​##Bai Yueguang's mistress is actually myself## Next book → "I heard your wife is a villain" Most of the memorable villains in novels are stunning, with superior intelligence, but ill-fated. Their final end is often gloomy and morbid, and they fall at the feet of the protagonist. However, there are always some villains whose darkening value exceeds the original level, so much so that even the protagonist cannot deal with it. The little hosts drawn from all over time and space received the arduous task of preventing the villain from going crazy. Great, it's a deus ex machina! ! But the weak cannon fodder version... The hosts asked, "Excuse me, is this really giving free food to the villain?" After all the hard work, the final result also proves that the villain is the villain and cannot be completely defeated by cannon fodder or converted into friends. #But I can become a wife# [Crazy rich second generation x urban love story villain] Wearing the cannon fodder that had abused the villain in the early stage, he was asked to prevent the villain from going crazy. In the original work, the original owner was sinister and cruel. He used coercion and inducement to turn a good student into a pervert, and he was honored to end up dead without a burial place many years later. After traveling through time, Yu Chongqin chose to do the opposite, stay away from the villain, pretend to be a straight man, and quickly spent money to find a fake girlfriend online. ——Wait a minute, why did he become the villain? Yu Chongqin looked at the villa bedroom with the doors and windows closed, and then at the villain holding him tightly in his arms. He didn't know whether the mission was completed or not. The heroine ran away, but help me, he didn't seem to be able to escape. [Honest duty cow horse x metaphysical villain] The cannon fodder who died early in the supernatural novel in Chengdu is asked to prevent the ghost boss from going crazy and destroying mankind. Zhou Lu chose to eliminate the disaster at its source, find villains, and protect people. The villain sneered: You protect me, who do you think you are? Zhou Lu: Don't care who I am, you are not allowed to die anyway. Good news: Zhou Lu succeeded and the villain is not dead. Bad news: He died first and became a ghost. Even worse news: The villain is actually reborn for the second time, and has the memory of the ghost king in the previous life. This dual cultivation of spirits and demons has no flaws. Killing people and ghosts is like chopping melons and vegetables. [Salted fish short-lived ghost x Zerg villain] A male insect cannon fodder who is transformed into a Zerg civilization with a disabled spirit, and is asked to prevent the sinister female villain from going crazy and destroying the world. How come anyone can destroy the world? Is the world in the novel made of newspapers? Roy, who was seriously ill and had only two months left to live, lay down directly: "Thank you, I can't do this job. It's not bad to die. I suggest that we all lie down happily and die together." Of course, death is inevitable, because a certain villain does not want to become a widow. [Decathlon Wife X Wasteland Survival Villain] [The ambition must be retaliated against by the careerist x the villain in the fairy tale] [Genius boy x entertainment industry villain] …… Demining: main attack, unit article, small world order is uncertain, will depend on the status, the authors favor each other, 1v1he will not waver. Actually, they are cookies of various flavors. Purpose: Struggle for life