Food guide:
1. Pseudo-orthopedics (reorganize the family, not in the same household register)
2. Main CP (OB Love)
Copywriting of this article:
Zuo Yuanfeng met an online dating partner, who was very playful and often sent her bunny girl costumes, nurse costume cos, sailor costume jk...
The other person calls the online dating partner not baby or wife, but little stray dog.
Zuo Yuanfeng, who had done nothing, took the name of a slut.
What can be done?
Okay, okay, my wife must be in love with her when she posts so many pictures.
A picture of a black hip-hugging skirt was sent to me, and the other party asked, "Does it look good?"
Zuo Yuanfeng clicked on the five-second flash image, and before he even glanced at it, he found that the layout of his online dating partner's room was very familiar.
She didn't think much about it and still cheered: "It looks good! It looks good!"
"My wife is the most beautiful in the world!"
……
After sending countless nice words, the other party sent a very satisfied voice, "This is a reward for you."
*
Zuo Yuanfeng had a troublesome problem. When he first entered college, his mother said, "From now on, you have a sister."
Moving from a small two-bedroom apartment to a luxurious villa, she met her sister
——Wen Beiling
That is a cold and hard-to-get-together master. Call her sister, but she has a disgusting face and looks down on others.
Even when we met and greeted each other in school, she ignored them.
I don't understand what Wen Beiling is thinking. If you hate her, just say so!
Who wants to have a warm face and butt?
I cursed countless times in my heart: Sister with a bad face.
Zuo Yuanfeng complained to his online dating partner, "Hey, my wife, I'm being bullied."
"My sister puts on a bad face all day long, as if someone owes her millions. I kindly tried to cheer up the atmosphere, but she ignored me and kept coldly and violently beating me. She was desperate."
She remembered that her online dating partner had a sister, and she complained to her that her sister was as bad as Green Tea.
They complain to each other about how bad my sister is/how green tea my sister is.
*
The daily interactions between Zuo Yuanfeng and his online dating partner.
Eat and take photos.
Go to class and take pictures.
Go travel and take photos.
……
The same photos were sent over, familiar canteens, familiar classrooms, familiar tourist attractions.
Zuo Yuanfeng thought that his online dating partner was nearby, but he also didn't expect that his online dating partner was right next to him.
"Honey, what a coincidence, we are in the same school."
"Honey, what a coincidence, we are in the same classroom."
"Honey, what a coincidence, we are traveling in the same place."
……
Wen Beiling: Haha.
*
The day has come to make an appointment.
Zuo Yuanfeng looked at the shared map on his phone and asked, "Honey, are you here?"
There was a "bang" and my back was hit.
When he saw it was the stinky-faced sister Wen Beiling, he snorted angrily.
The other side of the phone replied, "I'm here, I saw you."
"Huh???"
Where is it? Where is it?
Zuo Yuanfeng raised his head and looked around.
Black windbreaker, long boots, 1.72 Meters tall...
Where is her wife?
Wen Beiling held Zuo Yuanfeng's wrist from behind and said in his ear: "I'm behind you, little stray dog."
Ah? ? ?
Request for collection in advance: [1. Talking therapy for the dark mute villain's wife] [2. The cold immortal is my ragdoll cat]
Advance receipt copy 1:
Jing Linyu passed through an ABO Lily book she had read and became the dark and paranoid wife of the mute villain alpha.
The original owner disliked the villain who couldn't speak, stayed away from home all day, drank and raced with his friends and got into a car accident, so she came here.
When she woke up, there were more than a dozen maids surrounding her. She had no worries about food or drink. The pocket money given by the villain's wife was just a black card, which she could swipe as she pleased.
It's wonderful to be mute. You don't have to quarrel with a mute, and you don't have to listen to people whispering in your ears.
Jing Linyu thought her mute wife was awesome, so she violently abused her every day, "Honey, do you like steak or bacon for breakfast?"
Song Muyun opened the memo on her phone and typed, "Steak."
"Are you annoyed when I keep talking like this?"
"Irritated."
Jing Linyu was immediately disappointed.
Song Muyun added, "No."
The dog's eyes lit up, and he could talk to anyone for a long time.
The dark and paranoid villain in the book becomes a maniac who dotes on his wife in the eyes of others.
Not being able to speak has always been a pain for Song Muyun. When others laughed at her for being mute, Jing Linyu's small mouth could make people break their guard.
"Honey, next time you have something like this, just come to me. I'm professional." Jing Linyu hugged her sleeves and drank a bottle of mineral water in one go.
Song Muyun felt protected for the first time and smiled.
Jing Linyu noticed that she ran over and praised her fiercely, "Honey, when you smile, you look so pretty when you smile. Do you know the difference between a rich man's smile and a poor man's smile? I have a poor man's smile, quack-quack-quack."
——
Jing Linyu was filming a variety show. The heroine O got angry and deliberately got very close to her cannon fodder in the live broadcast. The people on the barrage became angry with each other.
Song Muyun's eyes were scarlet, she clenched her fingers and called, "Go home."
"Honey, can you speak now?" Jing Linyu only felt surprised that the villain could speak.
Advance receipt copy 2:
Lu Zihuai traveled through time on her way to have her ragdoll cat sterilized.
She was dressed as the miserable and vicious female counterpart in the novel who was the brainless sweetheart who was ripped out of her heart by the male protagonist and given to the weak white lotus of the female protagonist.
And her cat transformed into the most powerful swordsman in the world of immortality, who was respected and feared by everyone.
When being chased by the male protagonist, Chu Yin wounded the male protagonist with one hand and carried her to the sect's fairy palace.
At first, Lu Zihuai didn't recognize her ragdoll cat that had turned into a human form, so he saluted respectfully, "Thank you, Master Chu, for saving me."
The rebellious girl hated her and wanted to take her to the pet hospital for sterilization. She turned her cold eyes away and ignored her.
Until Lu Zihuai picked up a stray cat in the back mountain of Xianmen. Thinking of the days when she made cat rice for her Tiantian in the previous life, she also made cat rice for the little stray cat.
As a result, all the cat food she cooked was snatched away and eaten by the aloof immortal. The food protector scratched her paw and viciously beat away the scheming stray cat.
"You're a playboy, she smells like other cats."
? ? ?
Lu Zihuai's eyes lit up, he hugged the cold immortal Lord intimately, and called his nickname, "Tiantian."
The other party snorted, then changed her direction and admitted the fact that she was Tiantian.
It was the Ragdoll cat that she spent all her salary on after graduating from college.
"I thought I would never see you again, but I didn't expect you to be more successful than mom. Mom will rely on you in this life."
The aloof and ruthless Immortal Lord in front of outsiders would not be angry if a junior hung around his neck.
She also proudly raised her head and the tips of her ears were red.
When she was still in the form of a ragdoll cat, she wanted to ride her stupid master. After many failed attempts, she was caught and neutered by the evil Lu Zihuai.
After transforming into a human form, I could finally do it to her.
Lu Zihuai still wanted to live a peaceful life with his cat.
Maomao took the feathers of the Phoenix clan and presented them to her.
Maomao fought in the East China Sea and gave her the precious dragon's blood.
Maomao dedicated everything in heaven and earth to her.
"It's so sweet. Mom didn't raise you in vain."
"..."
Chu Yin stepped closer and grabbed the idiot master's chin.
"Chu... Chu Xianzun?"
The stupid owner who felt something was wrong took a step back and remembered that there was one most important thing she had not done.
She didn't neuter her cat!
Intention: Cherish the present and work hard to make progress