I Heard That Gong Is a Bit Nervous

Jiang Xingzhou was definitely the most neurotic person Lu Yu knew. When he was drunk, he would find a box of ducks from nowhere, fall on the bed at three in the morning, pick up a duck, and start talking to himself. "Don't play with Lu Yu. Look, he's still staying up late." Lu Yu was suddenly awakened by fright: "..." Damn it, he was obviously sleeping well, why didn't he want to see who was staying up late? He would also suddenly praise people for no reason: "Your little mouth is really pretty..." Then when the corners of Lu Yu's mouth slightly raised, he added angrily: "Just like the eyes of a chicken!" When giving a spanking injection, I deliberately do it slowly and disinfect the buttocks with a cotton swab dipped in cold iodine, and then I open the skin with my hands. But just stay still and don't spank until the patient's buttocks can't help but tremble and can't bear it anymore before spanking again. Others are walking their dogs, but he????? Jiang Xingzhou: "It does whatever it wants, and I follow it. Usually the dog walks me. When it gets tired, it takes me home." Lu Yu: "..." When I see a baby who is one month old in the winter, I will say: "Children are not afraid of the cold before they are one year old, but not after one and a half years old..." He paused deliberately, waiting for Lu Yu to ask him why. As expected, Lu Yu was very curious about this: "Why?" Jiang Xingzhou looked serious: "Because they can talk." Lu Yu: "..." ————————————————————————— Jiang Xingzhou pretended to be bad, got into fights, jumped over walls and skipped classes, and deliberately violated school rules. He used this method of killing a thousand enemies and damaging himself eight hundred to shape himself into a hedgehog. When he was in No.15 Middle School, everyone called him the school bully. Wherever he goes, people there will basically disperse on their own initiative, and even the teachers dare not provoke him. Later, a blind man unknowingly pulled out the artificial thorns that had finally been inserted into his flesh one by one. Oh... By the way, the short-sighted person is called Lu Yu, and he is the recognized top student in the newly transferred No. 1 Middle School. He is also considered a scumbag. He has never gotten above 40 points in physics. If nothing else, he is quite a righteous man. When his father was experiencing domestic violence and he was protecting his younger brother, Lu Yuhui ran over regardless of the danger, pretending to be calm and said: "Don't be afraid, there will be an antidote within three steps." The young man who had never been in a fight picked up the stove and smashed it on someone's head. Afterwards, she would quietly ask him: "My brother can still hide behind you, but what about you when you were a child? How did you get through it when you were a child?" Perhaps, from this moment on, he started to like Lu Yu a little bit, and slowly began to pay attention to him. He knew that Lu Yu had a small notebook in which he wrote down the things he would do when he got rich: 1. Forget one's roots 2. Bully the weak 3. Add insult to injury 4. Stir on the nose 5. Love vanity 6. Spend money like water 7. Do whatever you want 8. Be lazy 9. Love money as much as life 10. Aggressive 11. Vengeance 12. Pushing the envelope 13. Being rich 14. Burning the bridge. 16. Careful 17. Arrogant and unreasonable 18. Arrogant 19. Ungrateful 20. Condescending. When his nephew was beaten, Lu Yu would calmly say to his sister: "He's still a child, even though he's older than the New Year." Later, my sister said, "Get out of the way. If I keep talking, I'll beat you too!" And then walked away immediately. His own nephew was left pitifully hiding in the corner and asking for help: "Uncle, you promised my parents not to hit me!" Lu Yu shrugged: "I can't guarantee that. It's easy for them to beat me. But remember, nephew, my uncle must have a family relationship with you. You'll get the beating first. I'll buy you whatever you want later." His nephew was hiding behind him, and he was hit with several sticks. His sister couldn't bring herself to do it, so she told him: "Your nephew is still young and he doesn't want to beat me. If you are my uncle, I'll do it first." Lu Yu screamed in pain, covering his head and running around. Shuang Jie, a little sick but not serious (bushi), vicious tongue and black-faced school bully attack × clever, cunning and righteous school bully sufferer Intention: study hard