University student Lausanne discovered a strange part-time job: being a god. Based on the principle of believing in science, he decided to read Huanhui and fish happily.
The first wish I received: [I hope to make a fortune.
Lausanne: You will be laid off from the company and receive a compensation of 20,000 yuan.
So wicked, but so happy.
The second wish I received: [I hope to be admitted to the civil service examination.
Luosang continued to be wicked: You passed the exam, but your salary is only two thousand.
The third wish I received: [I hope my business will be successful.
Lausanne is even more wicked: very successful, but too busy to talk about a partner.
The fourth wish I received: [I hope I have a partner.
Luosang finally showed his kindness: your childhood sweetheart will confess his love to you.
Then the next second... He clutched the flowers and the love letter with a blank look on his face, and stood in front of Zhu Ma, who had just successfully started his own business.
The other party was stunned for a second and then smiled.
The 1.9Cm-tall man in front of him felt too oppressive. Luosang subconsciously took a step back and his brain shut down: No, is it really possible?
Help, help, how did you get yourself in!
What's more, the trap is still the bitter rival who has been fighting each other since childhood!
Looking at the huge size difference, now he has to be skinned by cramps, made into crispy pork belly, and rolled into small pancakes to eat!
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Shi Yan discovered an online wish-making website, which was said to be particularly effective.
So he made a wish to make a fortune.
As a result, he was laid off the next day and received a compensation of 20,000 yuan.
Shi Yan: "?"
How come this wish is tempered?
Unemployed Shi Yan sent a message to Xiao Zhuma trying to complain, but was ridiculed mercilessly. He didn't believe in evil, so he made another wish and ran to take the public examination.
As a result, he managed to land ashore, but his salary was not even enough to support himself.
Shi Yan was mercilessly ridiculed again.
Shi Yan was very depressed.
Until one day, Xiao Zhuma, who had been away for several years, called him. It seemed that he had drunk too much, and his voice was soft: "The rain is so heavy, Shi Yan."
His heart palpitated inexplicably: "Where are you?"
The other party's speech was unclear, but his mood was impassioned: "... You big bastard, did you secretly hide my umbrella again?"
This little drunkard who talked nonsense didn't even give him the specific coordinates, so Shi Yan drove for three hours overnight to pick up someone across provinces.
When he found the person, the other person responded to his new wish in a daze: "You are very successful in starting a business, but you are too busy to talk about a partner!"
Shi Yan: "..."
Good guy, I have admired you for a long time, I am disrespectful, it turns out that crazy little fairy who only cares about achieving the goal and not caring about the after-sales service is you!
The new CEO, who was so busy in the early days of starting a business, laughed angrily, his eyes darkened, and he picked him up with one hand.
Finally caught you.
It seems... It's time to make some more interesting wishes next.
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After "capturing" the wicked little god, Shi Yan began to make a wish again:
[Think of a good gesture and wish you could cooperate.
[I'm not full yet, I wish to come again tonight.
[I want to see you eat it yourself, make a wish to see it.
His little god was paralyzed in his arms and trembling uncontrollably. Hearing this, he opened his eyes wide in shock and glared at him, then crawled forward tremblingly without saying a word.
What a sin! Let this unlucky god take whoever he loves!
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Copywriting first published on 2024.8.24
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