Recommended pre-collection cookies Yan Guan Shou × Emperor Gong "Xiao Yan Guan His Jane is in the Emperor's Heart"
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Demon King Coster, a patient with severe insomnia, could not understand how he could finally wake up and face assassination after finally sleeping in his previous life.
The peace-loving and kind-hearted Demon King did not kill the adventurers, but knocked them unconscious. However, in the next second, a mysterious force suddenly erupted from behind, and he became a dead soul under the sword without even seeing the appearance of the murderer.
Demon King: Okay, okay, are you playing with me like this?
The great devil is reborn with high spirits and high spirits.
With that sword, he recognized his enemy from his previous life. Before he could think of a solution, the other party came to his door and said, "Hello, does this belong to you?"
The silver-haired man who had washed away the blood stains had an elegant appearance and a gentle smile, like a handful of newly melted snow.
In his palm he held the pendant that Coster rarely dropped during the battle. The owl standing on top of the emerald was entangled in thorn bushes, and the devil's Christian name - Lusail - was carefully carved on the side of the gem.
Coster, who was used to seeing rough guys from the demon clan and met a gentle beauty for the first time, had his brain shut down for a few seconds before he could react. He said coldly (lian) cool (hong) arrogantly (xin) proudly (tiao): "Yes."
"Lussel? What a nice name."
Demon King:? ! !
His cheeks were hot, and he was red-hot with anger: You stupid and rude human being, dare to call me by my Christian name!
P. S. Christian name: Only close people can call each other
—many years later—
When Coster recalled his past adventures with his friends, he accidentally discovered a diary in the basement. To be precise, it was more like a record without time.
The font gradually became twisted and messy from the clear and graceful at the beginning, and the content made him more and more shocked as he read it. He did not notice that an arm suddenly appeared on his chest and fell into his embrace. A warm breath came from his ear: "My Lussel, what are you looking at?"
Demon King: Damn it, what should I do if my human queen is more like a demon than me?
The human warriors bear the curse, and finally kneel before the devil, telling endless words of love.
Demining: Practicing writing, various settings in the western fantasy world are mixed, there are many mistakes, sorry in advance
——Please collect it in advance——
Jian Di, who suffered from brain cancer, was bound to a system before she died. She traveled into the Yong Dynasty, which did not exist in history, and became a minor official in Yushitai.
Thinking of the officials in the history books who often beat themselves up against each other or were beheaded by tyrants for their outspoken speeches, Jian Di felt distressedly and touched her little forehead, which was smooth, delicate and elastic.
He won't do it!
Wouldn't it be nice to just eat and wait until you die and be happy?
Jian Di wants to be alone, but she lives in turmoil, and innocence is the original sin.
He just said a few words to his military commander friend, drank a few drinks, and then joined him in "forming cliques for personal gain and plotting evil intentions."
He temporarily took in distressed women and gave them a place to stay, because he was "not upright and his moral conduct was lacking."
Rumors spread that he would not get married for a long time and even said that he would not get married.
The last thing made Jian Di laugh out loud!
Okay, fuck me, right?
From then on, another clear stream was born among the Yanguan who claimed to be a clear stream.
Jian Di heard today that someone's son got into a fight with someone while visiting a brothel, so she reported him for being lax in running the family; tomorrow she saw someone took two taels of silver, so she reported him for accepting a bribe.
Isn't it a case of impeachment?
Come on! Half of the mountains of folded books on the emperor's desk belong to him!
What's even more amazing is that he reported and arrested everyone, and everyone privately said that he was deeply favored by the emperor and favored by the holy family.
Later, even his immediate superior, Censor Zhongcheng, did not dare to offend him, and Jian Di became the leader of the Censorship.
It's strange, the emperor's heart is unpredictable, why did he win his majesty's favor?
——
One day, Jian Dijie was summoned by His Majesty alone.
The emperor sat in the high hall, his voice as deep as the sound of gold and stone:
"I am very pleased that I love you for working tirelessly and fulfilling your duties. However, my writing skills are always biased. Why don't I show you a clear path?"
Jian Di blushed, knowing that His Majesty was criticizing his poor writing skills.
Hey, there are some things about old sesame seeds and rotten millet that even the birth of Emperor Wenchang cannot be written well~
Pretending to be respectful, he immediately blew a rainbow fart: "I am so lucky to have received your majesty's advice, and my gratitude is like a torrential river..."
"Wouldn't it be faster if you come and blow the pillow on my bed?"
Jian Di: Huh? !
——
"And there are so many adults. He secretly carried his wife behind his back last night... Ah ha."
"Well, continue, I'm listening."
Jian Di gritted her teeth and looked at the culprit:
"Your Majesty, where are you putting your hands?"
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