This Straight Guy Is so Damn Sweet

[Sand Sculpture Campus Article | Innocent Male College | Secret Love Comes True | Husband Chasing Crematorium] The steely straight man's vicious tongue attack and swearing words make the brain happy — — — — — Si Jiale felt that he must have lost his mind to pursue a straight man. Although the other person is 1.85 Meters tall, has eight-pack abs, has wheat-colored skin and is clean and tidy, and his smile is sunny and handsome, full of hormones, people can't take their eyes away. But straight men are straight men The outfits of death follow you everywhere, and your emotional intelligence is extremely low and you can't understand the style. With a high nose and thin lips, he can choke people five meters away when he opens his mouth. Si Jiale didn't know where the courage came from, but he dared to go straight to the man. Lick the dog, lick the dog, show off your skills Licking till the end, nothing left A 'good brother' label directly cuts off all his fantasies After being rejected, Si Jiale had no choice but to walk around each other in order to avoid embarrassment, and skipped major classes. As a result, he failed two subjects at the end of the semester. During the make-up exam before the start of school, Si Jiale worked hard alone in his dormitory. One night, a straight man knocked on the dormitory door with a few review materials: "Want to come together?" Si Jiale thought he had failed the exam too, so he nodded. Unexpectedly, the next second his lips were blocked, and it was the straight man who lowered his head and kissed her. Si Jiale:! ! — Possessiveness is the beginning of a relationship pathology Su Xie felt that he had become abnormal from the day he met Xiao Le. After all, who would be possessive of their good brother? Squeeze into a bed and sleep with each other Texting each other until three in the morning When he tried to save this precarious brotherhood and turn the tide, the other party didn't follow the routine at all, and it was a confession. It's more of a showdown than a confession. Or the speedy version? Before Su Xie could respond, the other party said, "I know it's impossible for us, so why don't you leave?" And then ran away. Su Xie:? ? ? From then on, I avoided him like the god of plague. Delete his phone number, block him on WeChat, and treat him as a junk memo Finally, before the start of the next semester, Su Xie blocked people in the men's dormitory Straight men's pursuit methods are also very direct: "Want to be together?" Seeing the other party's confused nodding, Su Xie hesitated for half a second and then kissed her directly. Five minutes later, Si Jiale covered her slightly red and swollen lips, with a look of shock on her face: "You, you, you... What you said was not a make-up exam?!" — — — — Food guide: 1.1V1; SJ; HE 2. The style of writing is outrageous, the attack is venomous, and the age of the target is slightly older than that of ordinary college students. ——Continuation of the serialized article—— - Modern man Shen Xingyue became the Emperor of Yan once his live broadcast blew up. His comfortable life was betrayed by his ministers within a few days. Years later, a cold and unruly man in a suit and tie appeared in the palace hall. The civil and military minister knelt down to beg for mercy. He slapped him when he went up to him. The left and right prime ministers pinched their shoulders and beat their legs, and even more slapped him twice. This time, he wants to take back everything that belongs to him. ——"The Temptation of Returning to the DPRK" - -------Separating line------- [About the fact that my dog-licking ex-boyfriend suddenly stopped licking me and used a knife to force me to lick him - Shen Xingyue, recorded in Jindu, Hunbei, Dayan, a certain year AD (unknown before and after)] Peacock was attacked by her ex-boyfriend Xiao Tuo x Shen Xingyue - -------Split again------- Senior intern Shen Xing made an appointment to work during the day and got a part-time live streaming job at night As soon as the live broadcast exploded, Shen Xingyue was wearing a dark suit and a pair of metal half-frame glasses hanging on the bridge of his nose. He accidentally walked into an ancient dynasty called Dayan. The civil servants and military generals bowed their heads and called him "Your Majesty" in unison. Shen Xingyue felt relieved, knowing that he had become the male protagonist of Shuangwen. He was so leisurely that he sat quietly on the dragon table, ready to experience the comfortable life of an emperor. The first day of checking in as an emperor: Everyone here respects him Important civil and military ministers obeyed his advice The virtuous concubine and the beautiful concubine flattered him in every possible way An old eunuch beside him was teasing Men'er, coaxing him like a grandson. One day, the Prime Minister came to pay homage and asked him if the scenery in the spring suburbs was very nice. Would Your Majesty want to take a brief trip? Shen Xingyue happily agreed and got into the Prime Minister's carriage. The moment his butt hit the seat cushion, the five masked men in the car worked together to capture him. A long knife was placed on his neck, and tens of thousands of arrows outside the carriage were placed on the bowstring at the same time. Shen Xingyue smiled timidly, begged for mercy and said: "Actually, I don't really want to be the emperor. I have already drafted the "Emperor Transfer Agreement" in my sleeve, really." Until he got on the convoy heading to Hunbei to get married, Shen Xingyue, who was tied up with five flowers, could not understand that he, a majestic emperor, would be secretly sold to the border by the civil and military ministers of the Manchu Dynasty. After eating sand for more than half a month, Shen Xingyue was carried to the Hu Rong Palace and was about to be beheaded and executed. The second before he was about to die, Shen Xingyue raised his eyes and saw a familiar figure among the Hu kings under the altar - his dog-licking ex-boyfriend. In order to survive, Shen Xingyue desperately sent a three-word distress signal to her ex-boyfriend. Then the situation took a huge turn - Good news, life was saved; Bad news, I can't keep my reputation... ———— Dayan Ancient Dynasty, Hunbei Border Xiao Tuo, the third prince of Hu Rong, rides a horse and falcon, but unexpectedly travels into a dynasty beyond his knowledge. The night here is like daytime, and the buildings are as high as the clouds Traffic is weird and horses are nowhere to be seen There is a device called a "mobile phone" that can transmit sounds thousands of miles and meet and make friends. People dress up in strange clothes, move in a hurry, and do not respect force. And the identity he will play is a junior student from the second generation of mines. Xiao Tuo tries hard to adapt to life here I have been trying my best to find a way to go back. Until one day, he spotted a thin figure in the crowd. The moment he saw Shen Xingyue, a voice in his heart guided him Take care of this person, treat him well, and do not hurt him in the slightest Xiao Tuo raised the corners of his mouth, knowing this from the time-travel novels he had read. This sound is called the system, and you can be rewarded by completing system tasks. Although he came into contact with the other party, he suffered a lot of physical and psychological discomfort. But forced by the situation, in order to achieve hegemony, why not suffer some humiliation? After enduring the humiliation and burden for a whole year, he succeeded One month after traveling back in time, the Yan Dynasty was in turmoil, and Emperor Yan was held hostage by important officials in the court, and was released to Hunbei in exchange for King Yan's hostage. Just when everyone in Hu Rong was shouting and preparing to kill Emperor Yan to avenge his people, On the burning altar, the moment he raised the guillotine, he saw the familiar thin figure again. The man called him: "Shit." Food guide: 1.1V1, SJ (it's Shuang Jie, don't think about other things); HE 2. Suffer without heart, but attack with many eyes (really) 3.90% Of the past through the present + 10% of the past through the present + emperors and generals + Eastern legends + ancient gods and demons ————Take out the advance payment—— "Jiaogong Hunting Straight Man Plan" Straight man is attacked by × Someone asked Xiao Jiangyang why he is so handsome and has been single for so many years, and asked about his criteria for choosing a spouse. Xiao Jiangyang: "I like soft ones." After thinking about it, he added, "It's best to have a standard figure." One day in the future, Zhao Yi, who was 188cm tall and weighed 73KG with eight-pack abs and a standard figure, pressed Xiao Jiangyang under him and panted in his ear. Xiao Jiangyang: "Not this kind of coquettish!" The warmth from Zhao Yi's lips was transferred to him Xiao Jiangyang: "It's not that soft!!" Purpose: Striving to be a promising young man in the new era