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[Those who are dedicated to pursuing a career and fake fishing will be attacked by the king of crazy routines everywhere]
Emotional anchor Sheng Man wants to attract fans by making tutorials on how to deal with emotional problems in love. Unexpectedly, she attracts a cyber enemy, which always disrupts Sheng Man's plans to make jokes.
As an emotional anchor, Shengman was not afraid at all. No matter how the old enemy behaves, each wave becomes higher and higher.
Tutorial 1: "How to strike up a conversation correctly"
Shengman: I can chat with anyone, and hooking up with men is no problem.
However, cyber rivals: Unreliable, dishonest, and rotten. Host, do you have poor eyesight?
Angry, but he endured it.
Who made this person... Be number one on the list!
After finally talking to a cyber enemy and being satisfied, the tutorial successfully entered the next stage.
Tutorial 2: "How to make the other party interested"
Shengman: The push-pull theory of love emphasizes that I retreat and you advance, and you advance and I retreat. So after hooking up, the coldness has to be arranged.
However, cyber rivals: I want to see kisses, hugs and lifts, holding hands and kissing on the face!
Angry, but he endured it.
Who made this person... Still number one on the list!
Fortunately, the person opposite is a coquettish person, and he likes to be filled with all kinds of sex, and the tutorial enters the love phase.
Tutorial 3: "How to Maintain a Sense of Boundaries in Love"
Shengman: No matter how close two people are, they are still independent individuals after all. They must pay attention to the sense of boundaries when getting along.
However, cyber enemy: Anchor, I want to see you touch Lao Gong's abs!
Angry, this was the last time he endured it.
"Keep taking it off."
Xie Zhan blushed: "I have no clothes on my upper body."
"Isn't there also a vest?"
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There was a person who was ranked number one in Shengman's live broadcast room. Everyone thought he was a crazy fan of the anchor, until suddenly there was a sweet love video on his account that Shengman had never posted before.
Everyone: Is modern people's P-picture technology so powerful? Just stop posting the Mengxiang video, they have a real owner.
Everyone: @abowlofrice, come and take care of it!
However,
[Put a bowl of rice: Why did you send it out by mistake? Didn't we agree to make an official announcement tomorrow?
Fans:...? !
The eldest brother on our leader list, he is actually the real owner? !
PS.-
★Relaxing and sweet text about emotional flow, not suitable for reading with your brain. If you feel uncomfortable, please stop the loss in time (bow
★The main text is about 200,000, and there is a pair of sub-CPs, which are BL
★It's not an old enemy that is pointed at Maimang, it's a fake old enemy literature, and it's a little bit offensive from one side.
2025.2.5 End of Extra
Purpose: Promote Internet civilization and resist false information
