"Did you hear that?"
"What did you hear?"
"The monster from the village head Zhang's family went out today!"
"What? Are you serious?"
"That's still true. Several villagers saw it when they passed by the village entrance!"
"It's been eighteen years since Old Man Zhang moved here, and that monster has never left the house!"
"Be a good boy, this is incredible. I heard that the monster eats people and has such a big head..."
The sister-in-law gestures with her hands, which is almost like a grinding wheel!
"Then go home first and take care of the child, don't let him pick it up!"
"Isn't it right? I heard that his waist is so thick..."
Another sister-in-law also gestured with her hands, her waist was like a sack.
"Wrong, wrong, you are all wrong..."
An uncle came around and whispered mysteriously:
"A few years ago, I passed by their house and peeked inside through the crack in the door. His legs were so thick..."
The uncle also gestured with his hands, which was a bucket-like leg.
"Anyway, the monster is out, why don't we go and have a look?"
"Village chief?"
"Village chief, have you heard about it too?"
The man who just came over was the village chief. He had gray hair, walked over on a walking stick, and had a sad face.
"Alas! How can I rest assured when such a big thing has happened? I'll find a few brave people in a while and bring them along with me to take a look..."
"Okay, village chief, I'll go!"
"I'll go too!"
"And I..."
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Intention: Cool! Just be funny!