Stay Away from Tentacles [Quickly Wear]
远离触手[快穿]
by Far Away Crane (远远鹤)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 13k Words
- Chapters
- 4
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
[Seeking collection and fattening/] [Cute and unconsciously affected x non-human wetness attack] Shou: Don't come over. Attack: I don't understand what my wife is saying but I like her so I want to be with her. My wife stabs me a thousand times and I treat my wife like my first love. Chiu Mi. Jpg Copywriting: On the night when Li Jin won the award for the best performance in the entire interstellar, he traveled back in time and went back to a certain man farming and women weaving in the ancient earth. A long time ago that he had only seen in history books. It also came with a live broadcast system. He looked at himself in a bright red wedding dress in the bronze mirror and fell into deep thought... Text appears in the live broadcast room—— "pr, pr, the beauty this time is very delicious. I don't know if the king likes it or not." "The one chosen by the king is naturally a fine one. If the king doesn't want me to pick it up, I will pick it up." "I hope this little beauty can survive hehe." … What's wrong with being a king? You guys even had sex. ? Li Jin frowned and said coldly, "Which interstellar alliance's live broadcast system are you from? What's the number?" The system sizzles like an old exhaust fan, and the intermittent mechanical sound is a bit sad, "Hey hey... Hey... Not... You interstellar... Hehe... Sizzle... Survive..." ... Li Jin only felt noisy. He opened the door suddenly, only to see a dark red mass of squirming flesh outside the door, covering almost the entire corridor, as if it was going to penetrate the ceiling. Li Jin silently closed the door. He must have opened it the wrong way, huh. He took a deep breath and opened it again. This time, the piece of meat was indeed gone, but there was a handsome but extremely pale scholar in red clothes standing at the door. Why is it in red... Li Jin's face is expressionless, oh, by the way, it's the groom. It seems that he is his groom... A hammer! ! He discovered two lines of text in the corner of the live broadcast room: The plot is zero percent Ten percent favorable opinion Li Jin understood clearly. Then just when he finally managed to get these two to 100% in this strange and dangerous era, just when he thought he could go home—— He traveled to a new dynasty again... He was wearing a wedding dress again. Li Jin: ... It's over or not Attacking perspective: After spending several years, Brainwave finally caught up with the stars, but unexpectedly saw Li Jin on the awards stage. At just one glance, all the cells in his body boiled. The low-level mutants felt the king's joy and all neighed—— "Mine, mine, grab it... Grab it..." This was the only voice left in his mind. Li Jin finally discovered that the problem lay with this damn non-human being. The non-human thought that his memory had been erased, so he hugged him to sleep with a smile, and shamelessly turned his right hand into a black and ugly tentacle and put it on his lips. "Madam, can I kiss you? It hurts so much." Li Jin: ...(Showing a fake smile That night, Li Jin picked up a knife and scratched the non-human's neck, thinking about which knife would allow it to die quietly. He stabbed hard at the heart. The non-human becomes a puddle of inky black goo. Li Jin raised his eyebrows, thinking everything was fine. But when I opened the door the next day, the familiar face outside still smiled brightly, "Madam..." Li Jin:...... Close the door and don't want to face it. Ps: 1. Don't let this new author go, save her so that she doesn't dare to sleep and stay up late coding. 2. I cut my own leg flesh and edit the article from time to time. 3. Having some charming attributes, here human is defined as non-human 4. The single-attack arrow is super thick, he loves it very much Motto: Believe in science! Get closer to science!