Harry: I'm a big fan of being a savior.
Snape: As a double agent I'd rather be in trouble.
Dumbledore: Are you two as big as me, who has lived to be a hundred years old?
Minerva: Albus, you're on the wrong side of the building.
This article is outrageous. It is suspected of subverting all characters.
The first fifty chapters of the 2010 old work may have many bugs, ╮(╯▽╰)╭