The president said: This world was born from a book.
I smiled and replied: How is that possible? I have flesh and blood, a heartbeat, and I am a human being.
President: I didn't say you are not a human being, but I am not a human being.
Me: ... Wake up, president.
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I, Xiong Rong, a hardworking little bee.
After graduation, I failed many times at work, so I returned to my hometown and inherited the 1,000-square-meter dilapidated farm left to me by my grandma.
Pushing open the rotten fence gate, you can see the desolate cabin crumbling in the heavy rain.
But I remember when I was a child, this yard was not so dilapidated.
I want to run it again and restore it to its original appearance!
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#Holographic online games can actually be played □□#
#Pat-a-pag how many NPCs have been passed by the old man next door#
#Is it true that the holographic game is so real?
A certain circle with hot hot posts ranked among the top three. The topic was so eye-catching that people couldn't move their hands away after seeing it, and everyone clicked on it.
Hot list one: #holographic online games can actually be played □□#
The original poster: The thing is like this. Yesterday, I suddenly saw a new holographic online game in the game area. The original poster was very happy and clicked to download it.
After the installation was successful, the owner clicked in and it turned into a flush toilet.
Yes, you heard it right!
The host turned it into a flush toilet!
Then two men came into the room. Since the toilet's eyes were on top, I couldn't see what happened to them. I could only hear a strange sound.
Then... There is no more.
They were gone and I was still a flush toilet!
Floor 1: Not a buddy? The title is a scam!
Floor 2: What happens? It turns into a flush toilet?
Floor 3: Raise your hand, has the poster ever been pooped on after being turned into a toilet?
The original poster replied to the 3rd floor: I urge you to delete it, your mentality is about to explode.
Hot List 2: # Degree of how many NPCs have been passed by the old man next door#
Poster: Because the experience of the toilet flushing guy was too scary, the very curious poster also downloaded this holographic online game.
Game name: All things are born.
After the poster clicked in, it turned into a pencil case, without eyes, but with super perception.
It might be ape excrement. Another player appeared where the poster was. I don't know what the player looks like, but he has a very performing spirit.
Whenever there's a little movement in the room, he's shasha, or ummmmmmm.
Really, if I could record a video, I would record it directly for you to see. There are actually people in this world who are more curious than the original poster!
Floor 1: No, why is it still being promoted?
Floor 2: I suspect you are organizing a group to commit fraud and have reported it to 15378.
Floor 3: Huh? Don't be too serious upstairs, I really like watching this kind of little plot, it's very unique!
Hot post 3: #Is it true that the holographic game is so real?
Posted by: I believe that after three days of fermentation and one million downloads of [stickers], everyone has played this ultra-realistic holographic game.
But I want to shout out to the planning team: when you release a game, don't you consider how players will play it?
Once you enter the game, axes, saws, and shovels are all pretty good.
But, me! Poo? ! ! ! Let me ask! Poo? ? ?
No, why did I turn into such a perfect and even [pictured] piece of shit? ! ! !
Can holographic games not be so real?
Moreover, there are dogs chasing me and trying to eat me [post video]. Is it really good for a holographic game to be so real?
Floor 1: What a miserable poster, but luckily I am a flower [Beautiful picture]
2nd floor: Touch the original poster [selfie picture of doll]
3rd floor: Anlaaanla [picture of cockroach corpse]
The 1st floor replied to the 3rd floor: Ada! [Flying Slippers]
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author tabloid
1. Be creative, don't be too particular, stay on June 26, 2025
2. A lot of talk, delicate and soft-spoken x with explosive combat power, self-guided NPC attack
3. Different world + interstellar + multi-species + strange story encyclopedia + slow heat + slow pace
Purpose: Life is beautiful, I hope you all can do it and cherish it