[Tweet and preview "Illumi, why do you act like a brother to others everywhere!" ""After the Ghost King changed his job as a woodcutter anchor", "Why did my Konoha become a tree in every corner" are all without cp]
This article cp Hashirama, pinch him and dream of becoming a magical girl, everyone understands it (ps. Madara mainly plays the role of a rant, after all, it is more dramatic when he complains, in fact, both of them are the protagonists, Hashirama controls the field, so Hashirama is the main attack)
Highlight: It is not recommended to read if you are not a fan of evil spirits. We will not be responsible for any damage caused.
Text copy:
At the end of the fourth battle, the famous villain Madara closed his eyes and opened them, finding himself back in the past.
At this time, he was holding a leaf and standing side by side on the edge of the cliff with his old friend.
Madara: This scene looks familiar... The next step should be to name Naruto.
A wave of nostalgia swept over him, and he looked sideways. Sure enough, the familiar old friend looked into the distance and said the classic sentence——
"How about the popular magical ninja who possesses amazing magical abilities and fighting figures, is also the vane that rules the entire ninja world, and is the most popular and dazzling among the crowd - called 'Hokage'?"
Madara:...?
Spot:? ? ?
Spot: *Space Cat Cat Head. Jpg
Brother, are you speaking the Mandarin of the Fire Country?
No, buddy, where did you do it to me? Is this still domestic?
Ah? ? ?
... We have already arrived, and we can only take one step at a time.
Madara soon discovered that something was not right with the entire ninja world.
First of all, the average combat ability of the ninja has been greatly improved, but at the same time, there is an inexplicable step called "transformation" before the battle (it is said that he also has it). After the "transformation", he still has a flashy and very impractical appearance;
Then there were all kinds of strange and dark creatures that suddenly appeared and wandered around the world. It was said that they were sent by enemies from the dark organization. They usually appeared in the form of slime monsters, tentacle monsters, worm monsters, etc. (He always felt that these things looked like Black Zetsu);
There is also a person who claims to only follow the most popular magic ninja, so he came to Madara specifically to form a strange flying creature named "Agent" to broadcast live broadcasts of the magic ninja team (of course he refused... And for some reason, he felt that this thing also looked a bit like Black Zetsu);
Finally, although the above content seems outrageous, it is not the focus for Madara. His only focus is——
"Hashirama... What are you doing with your Wood Release?"
The named person is directing the wood to form a large amount of plant fibers, which are weaving on their own like living creatures: "Eh? Just like usual... Helping you make clothes and accessories for your 'transformation'?"
"...? I thought that when a ninja 'transformed', his clothes were automatically transformed...?"
"That's true," Hashirama looked a little distressed. "But I don't know why, Madara, you can use ninjutsu normally, but you have never been able to transform - so I have to help Madara make clothes that have a certain activity and can automatically change forms according to the situation!"
"It can still accompany you when I'm not around. Don't you always like it?"
Madara:...?
Spot:? ? ?
Spot: *Space Cat Cat Head. Jpg
... This world is so scary.
In every sense.
Precautions and demining:
1. The world view is a very crazy magical ninja world... When I say very crazy, I mean it (I believe you have seen many elements such as shape-shifters, anti-demon ninja, live broadcasts and conversions...).
2. The protagonist is Hashirama, a wicked lunatic who has very bad hobbies and character skills (Magic☆Hashirama☆Fungus·NeverLand), and his common-sense good friend Madara who just died from the normal ninja world (Magic☆Madara☆Fanaticl·Messiah)
3. Please read the copy carefully. You must read the copy carefully. If you don't read the copy carefully, I will not be responsible for being offended (if someone scolds me, I will delete it)
4. Although the setting is like this, this article is still in JJ, so there will be no truly extraordinary content in the entire article. Please develop your own imagination, and please pay attention to the standards of speech.
Purpose: Protect love and peace