The Messenger from Hell Wants to Resign Every Day

Column pre-collection "I'll fight with you extreme sentinels" The worldly beauty, the butterfly, the narcissistic sentinel attacks the fire-breathing tyrannosaurus and is raped by a black-skinned guide. Please collect it! Copywriting of this article: The dark-bellied, evil-faced, scheming beauty is attacked by a violent, world-weary, thick-headed, straight man. Zhou Ling feels melancholy every day. Since the fertility rate has dropped, the underworld is almost overcrowded with souls waiting to be reincarnated. Everyone can say only one word, and the underworld is buzzing like a firecracker. The King of Hell couldn't bear the disturbance and waved his hand, "There is a special place for you! Go there and talk as much as you like!" King of Hell: "Zhou Ling, when you were young and struggling, the organization valued you very much and decided to give you a chance to experience, huh! These souls will be left to you! You must work hard :)" Zhou Ling: "..." "Director Zhou, I don't have any money to spend. Please handle the dream entrustment business. I'll ask my family to burn some money for me." Zhou Ling: "Okay, okay, okay." "Director Zhou, I don't have any family to burn money for me. Please approve the application for setting up a stall. I can earn some pocket money myself." Zhou Ling: "Okay, okay." "Director Zhou, something is wrong! A ghost took advantage of the chaos to escape and do evil. Go and catch it!" Zhou Ling: "Yeah, yeah, yeah" "Director Zhou, I have been dead for three years. Today is my child's full month. Please make arrangements for returning home to visit relatives. I just want to see my wife and children, and I will never do anything bad!" Zhou Ling: "... I really can't do this job anymore!" Zhou Ling ran back to the underworld to wallow in mischief and threatened to die, so the King of Hell sent him more men. However, although this man had a pair of smiling fox eyes, every time he stared at him, he always felt eerie and terrifying and sent chills down his spine. Everyone in the office where Zhou Ling works is whispering, saying that the identity of the new colleague is extraordinary. His parents had an affair with a ghost, and he was born with a powerful golden finger. His mother died early, his father died tragically, and he grew up alone. I don't believe that this kind of beauty, strength, and misery, his mentality is not abnormal, and his soul is not twisted! Colleague A held French fries in his mouth and became more and more excited as he spoke: "And have you noticed that although this Chu Qingmei has a nice face to everyone, he always stares at Director Zhou when there is nothing wrong? His eyes sometimes fail to stop, and they are so sinister and scary!" Colleague B grabbed a handful of snacks and stuffed them into his mouth, chewing them loudly: "Yeah! I've seen it too! Director Zhou must have offended him somewhere. In the name of coming to work, he actually retaliated. Oh my god, what a day!" Zhou Ling took his new colleague out to work, and he felt that he was good at everything, with outstanding abilities and a quick mind. However, every time he walked in front of him, he always felt like his butt was on fire, as if a hole was about to be burned out. Zhou Ling: "What are you looking at?" Chu Qingmei: "Brother, you smell so good." Zhou Ling: "We are all colleagues, can you please stop taking off my pants?" 1V1, double clean, HE. Pre-receipt of the copy of "I'll fight with you s-extreme sentinels": Sentinel The world's oily flowers, butterflies, narcissism and crazy attacks Du Jianzhou didn't know why God's will played such a trick on people. He has been strong and strong since he was a child, and he has endless energy in his body. He thought that he would definitely transform into a sentinel, but he didn't expect that after awakening his spiritual body, he would become a guide. It's still Class B. Du Jianzhou's spirit was severely damaged, and he was annoyed by the sight of sentries from then on! He even had to provide guidance to the sentinels who looked inferior to him, and he became furious every day. He has a crush on his childhood friend for more than ten years. He is cute, cute, pure and kind. He has always kept this friendship silently in his heart. The letter he never intended to send began to tell a lot about an S-class sentinel in his team, and his tone was full of admiration and envy. Du Jianzhou couldn't sit still anymore, and immediately drove the spaceship to the battlefield with a rumble. But the joke the heaven played on him did not stop. On the way, the spacecraft suddenly crashed. During the maintenance, he unexpectedly picked up an unconscious sentry on the roadside. The other party has red lips and white teeth, and looks as delicate as a doll. She only has red curly hair, which makes her look wanton and eye-catching. Du Jianzhou hated the sentry the most in his life, but out of kindness, he took him back to the spaceship and took good care of him, thinking that when he woke up, he would throw him off the spaceship! But when this butterfly-like sentry woke up, his mental strength was severely damaged and collapsed, and he actually pressed Du Jianzhou and forced him on him! After a night, Du Jianzhou was sitting in front of the window smoking, thinking about how to deal with his childhood. The sentry, like a young daughter-in-law, pulled the quilt to his shoulders, and there seemed to be tears in his eyes. Mu Xun: "This is my first time, you have to be responsible for me." Du Jianzhou: "..." This sentinel dog-skin plaster can't be shaken off, and his character is even more delicate and picky. Either the water temperature is too hot, or the food is not delicious, and the commanding ground Du Jianzhou spins around like a top. Du Jianzhou suppressed the thought of killing and silencing him several times, and finally made it to the place where he died. Unexpectedly, when the other party saw the S-class sentry next to him, his eyes blazed with fierceness. Fa Xiao: "Hey, is this the sentry I always told you about? How did you two meet?" Du Jianzhou knelt on the ground with his forehead in his hands. Why is God's will playing such a trick on people! Purpose: Punish evil and promote good, promote righteousness