One day, Yanagi Ukiyo woke up, casually rescued two children... And then accepted them as his disciples.
Yanagi Ukiyo: I don't want to either, but I can't refuse! With my level of cultivation, it shouldn't be a problem for me to accept two children as my disciples, right?
Then, he was inexplicably pulled into a team, known as the Gossip Squad.
"It is said that the leader of Qiuyue Mountain wet the bed when he was five years old..."
Yanagi Ukiyo: Huh? Is this what I can listen to...
"When Wen Lingyin, the chief disciple of the Yannan sect, was six years old, the leader had something to do and he didn't return home for a few days. When the leader returned, he found that Wen Lingyin was running around with a mountain monkey, which looked more like a monkey than a monkey..."
Yanagi Ukiyo:......
"Also, Yan Xino from Yaowang Valley recently took a herb by mistake, and asked his master to call him son..."
Yanagi Ukiyo: ... No, how do you know so much? Is it true that if they hear you, you will be resented? !
"I heard that Jian Shimin of the Jian family in Changbai Mountain smashed a statue of himself on Changbai Mountain before ascending."
Yanagi Ukiyo:......
Ah this, ah this, am I really safe here? I just want to live my life quietly and peacefully. I don't want to know so much. Can you let me go? QQ
Purpose: Live a low-key life and don't seek death