
The Paranoid Cannon Fodder Is Actually Myself [Quick Travel]
偏执炮灰竟是我自己[快穿]
by Seventh Star (七等星芒)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 690k Words
- Chapters
- 193
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 7h ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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After Cheng Er died young, he was bound by a system that said he could be sent to various small worlds to act like other people to let off steam. After the deal was reached and he entered the mission world, Cheng Er read the character description in the original book: Good guy, he was voyeuristically filming and framing the protagonist Shou. He is such a paranoid cannon fodder. Isn't that cool? He is not a pervert! He doesn't want this kind of venting! ! ! [World 1: The gloomy little fool who peeks at the male educated youth next door] Cheng Er has become a little fool in the period novels. His father does not love his mother and he only has a grandfather to care about him. The new male educated youth in the village was as good-looking as a god. Everyone with daughters wanted to marry him, and the little fool also fell in love with him. Cheng Er, who knows the plot, understands that the educated youth's main palace is an officer who will return from the army in the future. But he had to play the role of cannon fodder in the plot, following the educated youth like a maniac all day long, peeking at him sleeping, watching him take a shower, and secretly hiding the towel he used to wipe his sweat. He waited for the officer to come back from the army and catch him peeping on the educated youth taking a bath. After this plot, he, the cannon fodder, should be offline. But what he didn't expect was that after he was caught peeping by an educated youth, the man actually pulled him with a smile and said, "Do you want to take a bath? Come here and I will help you." Ah? In order to maintain his character, Cheng Er had to pretend to be a fool and trembled with excitement when the man helped him take a bath. After the man found out, he hugged him: "Are you cold, Xiaoer? Come, I will hold you and wash..." No, is this right? Why does this paranoid cannon fodder keep acting more and more wrong? After the officer came back, the educated youth showed no interest in him and actually accompanied Cheng Er down to the river to catch shrimps every day. Seeing that the plot was about to collapse, Cheng Er had no choice but to artificially create opportunities for the two of them. As a result, he was pinned in the corner by a young man wearing gold-rimmed glasses at night: "Xiao Er likes me so much, so just stay with me forever, okay?" The stripped Cheng Er stared at the system with tears in his eyes, but the system had already blocked itself... [World 2: Secretly filming the shady illegitimate fan of the new actor's roommate] Cheng Er has become the roommate of a recently popular new actor. He pretends to be a male sister-in-law on the Internet and keeps doing little things every day. He was supposed to be exposed, become a public relations case, and help his roommate become the king of the entertainment industry. However, this time when I was caught peeping by my roommate at night, I was not caught by my roommate and taken to the police station. The roommate pulled him and read to him the shameful comment on WeChat Moments: "If Brother Yimo doesn't rape me today, I'm really going to die. Is that so? Then I'll give you a chance, and you'll be fair in the future." Isn't this right? Has the promised cannon fodder gone offline? Cheng Er was about to cry but had no tears, because there was too much evidence and he couldn't refute it at all, so he could only accept it with tears. [World 3: The vicious little guard who monitors the deposed prince] Cheng Er became a vicious and meticulous guard who monitored the deposed prince. He was supposed to be the Queen Mother's man, but he fell in love with the prince at first sight. When the prince was out of power and no one cared about it, he secretly tried to slander the prince. He was supposed to get into the bed of the deposed prince after boldly drugging him, but he was caught by the deposed prince. This strengthened the prince's uncle's determination to launch an army to save the prince, and became an important part of the deposed prince's later rise to power. But this time, when he was caught, he was not captured by His Highness the Crown Prince to make a fuss about. His Highness the Crown Prince poured him the bowl of soup he had prepared himself and said: "Since you covet Gu's beauty so much, Gu will help you." Ah? Ah? Isn't this line wrong? Cheng Er was stunned. [World Four: Holographic Horror Game NPC Tracking the First Player] Cheng Er became the cannon fodder NPC in the holographic horror game. However, the game gradually came to reality and all NPCs awakened. And he, as a scary NPC, actually fell in love with the number one player in the game, "Cherish ink like gold". All the skills that should have been used to scare people were used by him to peek at Xi Mo Ru Jin, and he even used skills to imprison him and try to get close to him. He was supposed to be an opportunity to remind the first player of the awakening of the game. After imprisoning and kidnapping Xi Mo Ru Jin and returning him to his lair, it became an opportunity for Xi Mo Ru Jin to break through, making him the first person to bring his skills to reality, and he has been cheating ever since. But when Cheng Er was about to fake his death and log off, he was directly imprisoned by Xi Mo Ru Jin with a sword formation. The other party slapped his face with his sword and said with interest: "Can an NPC like a player? Do you really like me? Then follow me. I want to see if you really like me." Cheng Er is really confused. Is there something wrong with you players? [World 5: The cannon-fodder junior brother who covets the chief senior brother of the Immortal Sect] Cheng Er became the cannon fodder younger brother of the Yunshui Sect. Like many people, he had a crush on his senior brother, but he could not find a chance to get close to his senior brother. It was just a secret trip, and the senior brother fell into the lovesickness poison in order to save others. The cannon fodder junior brother lied to the outside world that he cured the poison for his senior brother, and has since become his nominal Taoist companion. But in fact, it was the senior brother who froze himself and got through it. When he came out, the news was already flying all over the place. The senior brother didn't want to embarrass him so he asked him to explain himself. In the end, the original owner didn't go at all. Even when the eldest brother wanted to explain, he even threatened him with death, so the eldest brother had to compromise temporarily. In the end, he, the cannon fodder Taoist monk, became the breakthrough point for the future demon sect target of the elder brother, and was killed. He could barely be regarded as a tool to start the war between good and evil, which allowed the elder brother to further his cultivation, and also gave the original attacker and shou an opportunity to meet. Only this time, when he was coerced by the protagonist to near the realm, the senior brother who was supposed to be very disgusted with him actually tried his best to save him, and even cut off the protagonist's arm with a sword: "My Taoist companion cannot be deceived." "Xiao'er, come here." The senior brother waved to him. Cheng Er walked up to him with a confused look on his face. No, isn't this plot wrong? Where did this line come from? [World 6: The cold beta lieutenant who is obsessed with the Imperial Major General Alpha] Cheng Er became a Beta in the ABO world, ordinary and unremarkable. But he fell in love with Alpha Lu Xun, the youngest imperial major general in the world. Not only did he get admitted to the military academy for him, he also tried every means to enter his army and became his adjutant. Unfortunately, as a major general, Lu Xun didn't even have one adjutant, and as a Beta, the original owner had no advantage at all. But he still took advantage of his position to get close to Lu Xun and secretly did many small things. At first, the balance was maintained, but when they were about to return home for commendation, news came from the imperial capital that Lu Xun was attracted by the emperor and wanted him to marry the youngest, His Highness Omega. The original owner was so angry that during the last battle, he directly hijacked the starship and planned to kidnap Lu Xun, hoping that he would live a two-person world with him. It is conceivable that even the injured Lu Xun, the cannon fodder beta, was no match and was directly killed by Lu Xun, becoming a first-class military merit. Only this time, when Cheng Er hurriedly turned on the auto-cruise mode and dragged the injured Lu Xun onto the starship, Lu Xun, who should have pretended to be stunned and fought back, opened his eyes directly: "Adjutant Cheng, do you want to treason?" Cheng Er nervously welcomed his own death and spoke his lines like a zombie: "No, I only want you. I want to take you to a place where there are only two of us." After saying that, he waited for Lu Xun to take action. But the next moment, Lu Xun just smiled and grabbed his wrist, looked at him and said, "I was scared. I thought you were going to treason. Where are you going? I'll go with you." Ah? What is going on? Cheng Er stared at Lu Xun in confusion. [World 7: The idiot who has a crush on the campus male god and is a stammering waste] Cheng Er became a stammering loser in campus literature. He couldn't understand his words and his grades were poor. Yet he dared to have a crush on the god of study Lan Zhi like everyone else. He stole his draft paper all day long and followed him secretly. In the original work, he was originally a cannon fodder specially set up by the author for the protagonist. Because one time after Lan Zhi was studying at night, he was accidentally involved in a murder case and was forced to become a suspect, while the protagonist who followed him became the only witness. Since then, the police have found out from the surveillance that he is a pervert who stalks the protagonist every day, and the protagonist hates him even more. This is human nature. But this time, after Cheng Er stumbledly finished his testimony to the protagonist, and on the way back from watching the surveillance together, Lan Zhi, after thanking him, the first thing he said was: "Let's go together after school next time. You don't have to follow me. If you like me, why don't you confess? Maybe I will agree to it." Huh? Cheng Er was completely confused. There was no such line in the original work. Wasn't he hated? Now what's going on? [True Paranoid Slicing Attack × False Paranoid Cannon Fodder Suffer 1v1] [I can only write sweet articles, small world, big world, all HE] Intention: Those who are destined to meet will eventually meet again

Anxiously waiting for the two of them to break through the window paper and truly communicate with each other.
Xiao'er is looking at you so cutely [please please], why don't you feel moved, Major General?
Update in the early morning, don't wait, see you tomorrow——
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how could it be so sweet. . . . . . . [Star eyes][star eyes][star eyes][star eyes][star eyes][star eyes][star eyes][star eyes][star eyes][star eyes][star eyes][star eyes][star eyes][star eyes][star eyes]
Xql is so sweet and beautiful [star eyes]
Beautiful and sweet, I'm full.
Ahhhhh, it's stuck here! [Empty bowl]
Good! [Come on] [Come on] [Come on] [Come on] The young lovers finally understand each other!
I'm a little stuck [poor] I won't update it today [lie down] I'll make it up tomorrow
Let me rest for a day and think about the outline of the new world [make me healthy] [compare my heart]