Copywriting 1
After the global catastrophe, Su Changfeng bound the "Savior" system.
This system claims to be an "extraterrestrial visitor", and its mission is to save this dying planet, and threatens to give him a golden finger——
You can assume the identity of a big shot elsewhere.
Su Changfeng, who was groping for gunpowder to dismantle the bomb:...
System, where?
Do you think I look like the savior?
The system finally withdrew from the huge database and took a look at the host it selected——
A young and beautiful young man who looks like a cheetah. The other party twitched the corners of his mouth with a half-smile, revealing the "human beings" who had just been trampled under his feet, and the ruins in the distance that had just been bombarded by siege artillery.
System: #*@
#Which idiot helped me get the host! ? There is nothing truthful, kind or beautiful about this! !
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The extremely angry system acted like a living doctor and issued a series of tasks, including but not limited to "rescuing trapped researchers", "restoring the ecological environment", "building a harmonious home"...
Su Changfeng, who wears the shell of "Interstellar Marshal", led his researchers to become the most mysterious "boss" in the disaster area; Su Changfeng, a pseudo-"elf", drives bombers to scatter seeds all over the world; Su Changfeng, pretending to be an "archangel", waves his wings and guides a kind of believers to build a "military base of love"...
Was it rescued?
Saved, a certain host has become the boss himself, and likes to be called the "Uncrowned King";
Has it recovered?
After recovery, the global disaster has turned into global green. How can this not be considered an environment? ?
Have you built a home?
Construction has been completed, and all the people on a certain planet have filled up the military tree and started to march into the interstellar world——
Is the system crazy? ?
If you are crazy and dead, don't cue.
Copywriting 2
During the global catastrophe, Su Changfeng was just pushed into the catastrophe circle. After dying for a time, he came out again and he was already going to "destroy" the world.
But at this time, it is bound to the "Savior" system, which is simply ridiculous.
Morality collapses, society is paralyzed, people are ugly, and the ferocious beasts of desire are released. This kind of "salvation" can be done by anyone who likes it.
But the matter of "wearing skin" seems quite interesting.
After all, a man relies on his clothes and a horse relies on his saddle. Changing a leather holster can be regarded as a pleasant thing in his boring revenge life.
Su Changfeng thought so.
When the energy gun was pressed against the researcher's throat and he was called "boss", this was what he thought.
When the bomber was circling the planet with the "bomb" looking for a place to strike, he was thinking the same thing before being shouted out by everyone, "This is the end of God."
What's more, when he was building a "beautiful home" and building a weapon fortress, he still thought like this before he was shouted at, "How bold people are, how productive the planet is."
But after he led a group of "believers" to conquer the stars and the sea but encountered the shell he once wore, he finally couldn't think like this anymore.
Believer 1: "How come that man looks exactly like our boss!?"
Believer 2: "Have you seen the one who calls himself the high priest of the elves? How come he looks a bit like our God of Termination!!?"
Believer 3: "By the way... Why are there two pure archangels in my eyes——"
Su Changfeng, who is just playing tricks:
Oh, the secret is revealed.
#It's not a big problem, we can still play!
Copywriting 3
A new inferior civilization has appeared in the Interstellar Alliance, and the representative of that civilization is even more insane.
But strangely, he had affairs with various big shots.
A person with good intentions said: I saw with my own eyes that the person who entered the hotel was a black-haired young man, but the person who came out was an archangel... I don't need to tell you what he did! ?
What's more, marshals/elves/mermaids and other big figures have encountered this situation.
#, This is so exciting, young people still know how to play~
Su Changfeng, who was just playing tricks from beginning to end, agreed and threw out the certain angel who tried to get into his arms.
-Who can tell the difference between authenticity and fraud? !
As for "save the world or not", people don't want to talk anymore. He must have exceeded his quota (serious face jpg)
Concept: I am who I am, different fireworks