The Male Scumbag Who Wears Books Is Cheated on His Body and Mind by a Picked-Up Female Insect

[""My Wife Slaps Me, It Smells So Good"" Sweet Cookie Series, please collect it~] Once Phoenix read the Zerg novel, he became a cannon fodder who could not survive a chapter and would be killed by the protagonist Xizize himself. Phoenix: ... If you can't afford to offend, run away to save your life. After successfully avoiding the blind date with the protagonist, Phoenix decided to restart the road of struggle in the slums! Before I even started to work hard, I picked up a female drag oil bottle insect. Silly, clingy, and just a sex bug. When we first met, this stupid bug was so burned that he lost consciousness, and even took the opportunity to bite Phoenix's mouth. Phoenix was deprived of his first kiss: punch him out with a punch and teach him how to be a bug again. But the oil bottle has the ability. He can't be beaten away or scolded, but he just likes to play with Phoenix with a smile on his face. He keeps saying: I'm a male's little female insect. Forget about the sweet talk, the key is that he really blocked Phoenix when it came to the knife. Phoenix nervously held his wound to stop the bleeding. From that moment on, Phoenix stopped chasing this stupid bug away. Silly Chongzi is in a severe stage of ossification, so Phoenix acts as a humanoid drug and gives him as much pheromones as he needs. He also accepted all the sweet words and even responded with a few words from time to time. Fools covet his body every day, wanting more intense pheromones. Phoenix: .... Give it, give it, I'll give it to you. But a fool will not always remain a fool. The silly insect suddenly disappeared one day. And Phoenix looked at the masked female military general Caesar on the news. Stunned. That was clearly his stupid bug. Regardless of his own safety, he finally met with the rumored protagonist, Shou Nishizawa. Caesar looked at Phoenix indifferently and said that what happened in the ghetto was just an accident. "Accident?" Phoenix gritted his teeth, "You'd better stay away from accidents like mine in the future." Reading guide: 1. It is a fictional background that has nothing to do with reality. Please do not substitute it into reality. 2. The main focus is on chasing husbands with bloody stories, and they will have children. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Pre-released article "Traveling to the Orc Planet and Being Picked Up by a Wolf" Please collect it~ Copywriting: The interstellar general Ares rebelled against his blood relatives with his own sword. He was famous on the orc planet for his iron-blooded ruthlessness and refused to recognize his relatives. The people and subordinates respected him and feared him. When he was seriously injured in a coma after a battle with interstellar pirates, Ares had a long dream. In the dream, his wolf form was severely shrunk, and he was lying dying on the grass washed by the heavy rain, and was picked up and taken home by a man. He was an unusually weak man, with slender limbs and a pale complexion. He would always cry silently in the middle of the night. He was not a threat. He even had a weird sweet scent and would always attract evil people with ill intentions. Ares lived with him for ten springs, summers, autumns and winters. Although he despised the man's weakness, he also protected him. When he hugged her and cried, and wet his hair with tears, Ares refrained from showing his teeth. —— Nan Yu, a pampered and noble omega, fell into the mortal world when his family fortunes fell. His father committed suicide and his mother died in love. Debt collectors were like wolves and tigers, leaving him alone with a huge debt to survive. On that rainy night, Nan Yu, who was beaten and injured and almost forced, was disheartened and walked towards the sea, and met a dying wolf dog halfway. It was a very large dog. Although it was covered in blood and its fur was stuck together, it was still majestic and strong. Its yellow and blue eyes stared at Nan Yu closely, and a low growl with unknown meaning came from its throat. It seemed like a cry for help and a threat, just as miserable as him. Nan Yu, who was almost numb, knelt in the heavy rain and cried bitterly. During the most difficult days, only this wolf dog accompanied Nan Yu. Just standing in front of him prevented others from getting close, and Nan Yu had no new injuries on his body. Nan Yu named it Fanfan. In ten years, Nan Yu paid off his huge debts and buried his food with his own hands. At this point, he no longer had any relatives in the world, and he felt so lost that he was too numb to shed tears. —— After Nan Yu died unexpectedly, he traveled to the world of orcs and was picked up by Ares, who had awakened but had completely lost his memory and was living on the poor star. Nan Yu ate the hard meal made by Ares with great trembling. Ares: So cute, touch the little human's delicate paws, they are so soft. Nan Yu curled up in an animal blanket and slept insecurely. Ares: Cute and cute. I stared at it for most of the night. I took the opportunity to bury it in the little human belly. It smells so good. Nan Yu is bundled up tightly and taken out for walks every day to enjoy the breeze. Ares: It's just a show off. I'm so jealous of a group of wild orcs who don't have any little humans. Ares doesn't know why he likes Nan Yu so much, but this feeling may be called love at first sight. And Nan Yu gradually let down his guard and began to trust Ares, who had plush ears and a tail. —— Nan Yu pinched Ares's ears, stared at the yellow and blue eyes that made him trance, and asked him: "Are you my food?" His ears are sensitive, but the little human's touch is too difficult for the beast to refuse. Ares was enjoying the sweet torture, and his face tightened when he heard this, "Who is Fanfan? Are you carrying other wolves behind my back?" #Little humans must be loyal to the wolf. Little humans can only have one wolf in their lives. —— After Ares regained his memory, he was speechless and choked about his dog-licking behavior when he lost his memory, and his eyes towards Nan Yu were... Complicated. "I'm not that fool, and I'm not your breadwinner, but you can stay here in the future. I'll make sure you have enough food and clothing. Don't think about anything else." Ares returned to his ruthless attitude. Nan Yu left quietly alone, and Ares looked for someone overnight, almost turning the beast star upside down. #Wolf talks double-heartedly, and little humans can choose to abandon and raise wolves. Purpose: After many hardships, we will overcome adversity and eventually grow!