I Said Meow Meow Meow, Don't You Understand?

I am a black cat that represents misfortune. I abducted another black cat named Xiao Zhi from a rich family's house, and fled with him from the countryside to survive in the city. There, I met a local cat who helped me integrate into the city. He was such a nice cat! It said its name was Natsume, and it was also a cat that could understand human speech. It kindly took me in and helped me form a local organization... But, misfortune probably followed me. Just when my life was getting better, I discovered that Xiaozhi had secretly joined a suspicious organization... My companions and I started the action, but I found that this matter was far from simple as it seemed - I was involved in a huge conspiracy! My identity seems to be more than just a black cat... Food guide: 1. First person, supplemented by third person 2. It's a story about cats licking each other's fur 3. It is updated at 18:00 in the evening. If it is updated at other times, it is just to catch bugs. Please do not misunderstand; it is currently updated every other day. 4. OOC warning! You can read the author's final article → "[Beng Tie] My pioneering days in Yokohama" The following is for advance payment! "Feasibility Study Report on Realizing Mr. Tuosi's Ideal" My name is Unit 0, a system well known to the public, and my function is to help the host fulfill his dream. One day, just like popular belief, I went to meet my first host... But an accident happened. My first collaborator successfully failed me. He was a Russian named Fyodor Dostoevsky Mikhailovich. If anyone who knows him has realized the seriousness of the situation... Yes, his dream is difficult to handle. Eliminate all people with supernatural powers... Is this something that can be said? But there was no way. I was a very conscientious system. I gave him several suggestions, such as instigating a world war, using a few big mushrooms to wash the floor, etc. Effective strategies. But he just told me to "get lost" - of course, this was more polite, he was not that vulgar, but it really broke my heart. ——If I have my heart. But the most difficult thing I have ever encountered is not this, but—— Since I am a novice on the system, my operation is very worrying. When I bound it to him, I made some small mistakes... I accidentally switched places with him, and now I am the one controlling this body. What should I do? I won't be taken to the system court, right? Anyway, wish me all the best! Food guide: 1. The text is in the third person. 2. It is a happy comedy between well-intentioned rice balls and simple humans and machines (probably Purpose: We are all looking for our place in the world