[Pre-received article: "The Living Man Always Can't Wake Up" is an old-fashioned emotional romance, relaxed and sweet, below the copy ~ Please collect it ~
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[The apprentice of the beautiful nine-tailed fox is attacked by VS the inconsistent plush control master]
The young master of the demon world, the only nine-tailed fox in the world.
Fallen.
The Qing Leng Immortal Lord in the human world accidentally picked up a fluffy little spirit fox as his disciple.
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However, what the Immortal Master didn't know was that the young disciple could always hear his voice.
The Immortal Master looked at the beautiful little disciple and said calmly: "She looks pretty good."
I was crazy and excited in my heart: "You are indeed the little spirit fox I raised. Even if you say that you are the most beautiful woman in the three realms, you are sorry for this appearance. I want to show it off."
The young disciple smiled and said to himself, "As long as you are happy."
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The Immortal Lord always has doubts, why is he also struck by lightning when his little disciple is struck by lightning, and why he gets a headache when the little disciple is injured.
Oh, it turns out he shared the feeling unilaterally.
The Immortal Lord said in his heart: "I want to take care of the thunder and injury. Am I a very cheap person?"
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When the little fox regained his memory, he transformed into a big boss.
After all the truth is revealed.
The little spirit fox thought in his heart: "Master has become a bamboo horse, and he is still the same bamboo horse that he worshiped a thousand years ago. He wants to die."
Immortal Master said in his heart: "So I am just a disposable item for you, and I am still in love like this?"
He sighed, "I am indeed a very cheap person."
[One-way mind reading + one-way empathy/a bamboo horse from heaven/self strategy/]
The nine-tailed fox disciple is attacked by a master who looks cold on the outside and is gossipy and poisonous on the inside.
(Qi training, foundation building, golden elixir, Yuanying, transformation into gods, Mahayana, true immortal.
Each stage is divided into three phases: front, middle and last. )
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Jiang Nanzhi, the son of the current Taifu, has a clean family background and handsome appearance. After many hardships, he passed the imperial examination and finally got the position of a living servant.
As a result, on the first day he took office, he picked up Ju Lu as a pillow, curled up next to the emperor's bed, and fell asleep without knowing what the world was about.
The emperor who got up early and went to bed looked at the lump at his feet: "..."
Jiang Nanzhi: It's so warm in the Yangxin Palace. Let's sleep a little longer... Just a little while.
When he went to court, he squatted on the side of the dragon chair to record, and his steady breathing echoed in the emperor's ears.
Emperor: "How about I move a chair for you, so that you can sleep comfortably?"
Jiang Nanzhi, who didn't hear the yin and yang at all, said: "Your Majesty, this is not good..."
Emperor: "Then you still sleep!"
Baiguan: "..."
Jiang Nanzhi: "???"
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Jiang Nanzhi, who was working the night shift, slept more soundly than the emperor. In his dream, he was held in the palm of a man's hand by a man in a suit and leather shoes, squeezing his pink buttocks and stroking the thorns on his body...
Jiang Nanzhi: (◎_◎;) Why did he become a hedgehog! ?
The man with the same face as the emperor said: "Zhizhi, be good and don't stab me."
Later, whenever I fell asleep in the Yangxin Hall, I would always have strange dreams.
Including but not limited to, being kicked in the pocket by a man with an emperor's face to go to work, and letting him sleep on the man's abdominal muscles...
After waking up in the Yangxin Hall, Jiang Nanzhi could always feel the creepy sight of the emperor staring at him with a complicated expression.
Jiang Nanzhi: (??ì _ í??) It's so scary.
He swore he would never sleep on duty again!
But it was so cold that he couldn't help but hibernate...
So he staggered to sleep and rolled his eyes in front of the emperor.
The emperor, who had a headache from being shaken by others, picked up the daily record and said, "Go to sleep, I will record it myself."
Jiang Nanzhi: Your Majesty is so kind! ^O^
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Food guide:
The writing is sweet and non-violent, with general logic. Many of it is nonsense, and everything is for the sake of emotion.
Unconventional past and present lives (the past life is modern and this life is ancient), the dream world is past life (the plot accounts for slightly less), and the real world is this life.
Intention: None
