I beg the little angels to accept my advance copy of "Mermaid Taming Guide" and the wife-chasing crematorium-type "Her Lies". The following is the copy of this article ^_^
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Jiang Yueming broke his leg.
Good news, someone is taking care of her, the kind of person who takes care of her.
Bad news, the person taking care of her is her childhood enemy.
Jiang Yueming sometimes thinks that without Dong Xingyu, her life would be easier than it is now.
The sworn enemy has excelled in both fine arts and academics since childhood, is self-disciplined and steady, and is highly praised by his elders. He is someone else's child in every sense of the word.
Whenever Dong Xingyu's name appears in Jiang Yueming's house, she has to quibble (cross out) to avoid a bloody storm.
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Suddenly one day, she saw the diary of her archenemy.
The scrawled handwriting is filled with her name and love for her.
"My moon."
Since that day, Jiang Yueming cared more and more about Dong Xingyu.
Actually... The enemy is also quite good.
She smells so good.
————"Her Lie"
As the daughter of the Gu family, Gu Yiru has always set her sights high and is indulgent and willful. When she was seventeen, she had two more secrets.
She is not a real daughter.
She wants to make the real daughter inseparable from her.
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The real daughter is Qiao Songyan, who comes from a poor family but firmly occupies the top position in the grade.
Gu Yiru knew that she couldn't bear the hardship, so she came up with a stupid trick——
Gu Yiru lived on campus in a high-profile manner and applied for a room with Qiao Songyan, in the name of communicating more with top students.
They are people from two worlds.
Until Gu Yiru deliberately approached.
"Qiao Songyan, I want to sleep with you tonight."
"Qiao Songyan, let's go have dinner together."
Even though Gu Yiru thought she was being considerate to her, Qiao Songyan's attitude remained as cold as ever.
Until she gave away a clumsy hand-knitted scarf.
Qiao Songyan's attitude finally began to soften.
……
Until she went to sleep with Qiao Songyan again. There were two people squeezed into the narrow single bed in winter. It seemed that everything went wrong with Qiao Songyan's green kiss.
"Gu Yiru, don't leave me."
Gu Yiru thought while being kissed until she was out of oxygen.
She seemed to have made Qiao Songyan unable to leave her.
……
The real and fake daughter is exposed.
Gu Yiru left Beicheng.
She didn't dare to face Qiao Songyan and everything else, so she chose to escape.
Until they were separated for several years, the two met again.
Qiao Songyan, who was cold in front of others, grabbed her wrist after the show. The lights in the narrow stairwell were dim, her eyes were red, and she pinched Gu Yi's chin.
Their breaths were entangled, and they were as close as before: "Gu Yiru, you are not good."
Copywriting 2025.8.4
————"Mermaid Taming Guide"
In 2199, the planet code-named X01 was seriously polluted, and humans launched a migration plan.
Wei Xi is the only marine life researcher on this lonely and forgotten planet.
On her first day on the job, she picked up a stranded mermaid on the beach.
The mermaid lady has dry hair, a thin body, and sharp scales. If she hadn't fainted from hunger, she would have been very lethal.
This is so different from the elegant, beautiful and confusing image in the records.
Wei Xi still picked her up and took her back to the research institute.
When some deep-sea creatures chase their prey, they often choose to lie dormant and show weakness due to their lack of strength. Miss Mermaid obviously knows this well.
She is fragile and innocent, but her occasionally immature acting skills still reveal her dissatisfaction.
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Wei Xi thinks that this kind of mermaid lady is a bit cute.
When eating, she didn't like to eat vegetables, but she ate cleanly while flapping her tail fin.
Ms. Mermaid doesn't like to wear human clothes. She always takes off the decorations quietly after Wei Xi dresses her up beautifully.
After rejecting Miss Mermaid's request to sleep in the sea together, she quietly brought in an innocent clam shell to speak ill of Wei Xi.
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Finally, Miss Mermaid was brought up to be healthy.
The long hair is as smooth as seaweed, the facial features are bright, the muscle lines are obvious, and the sense of strength is full, and even the scales are shining like a mother-of-pearl.
By the sea.
She held the tears of the mermaid and presented them to Wei Xi.
"This represents a lifetime of loyalty and love."
Copywriting2025.7.17
Intention: Towards a better future
