I Suffered from Severe Chuunibyou in My Girlhood

God, did you get the wrong script? When I was a young man in bright clothes and an angry horse, I was a knight-errant who drew his sword to frighten the storm and decided the situation—— Drinking from a pot on the eaves of a restaurant, walking side by side with close friends in the long street under the moonlight, the edge of the sword points to the end of the world. I should ask the sky with a horizontal sword and say something with a smile—— "A mere destiny, is it worthy of stopping me?" I should become famous at a young age, sweep through hundreds of rankings, and be the best in the sword cultivating record; I should sneak into the library and open the yellowed sword manual with bated breath, just to see that line—— "The first page of the sword manual: First, tie the tail into a high ponytail." But what about now? Unkempt, sitting on the sofa, swiping at the screen of his mobile phone with his fingertips, it was too far to even go downstairs to pick up the express delivery. They all say that gods descending to earth are called calamities, so what I call this is—— Okay, God, you will be cruel in this life! * I, Wang Feiwan, am a good young man in the Miaohong era of the 21st century, a materialist, but I firmly believe that I am a peerless swordsman who hides his name in order to avoid his enemies. Until one day—— I was really kicked into that martial arts world. A dream come true? No, it's ridiculous. I disguised myself as a man and sneaked into the sect, and my fellow sect members called me "Eldest Brother". Enemies chased me three streets, and there was also a ten thousand year old boy who stared at me with strange eyes all day long. Okay, now that God has finally returned the script to me, let's make a comeback! ——In this life, I will personally live out all the things I boasted about in my essays over the years! * When I was in school, I wrote "I am a peerless swordsman" in my composition, and was criticized by the teacher as "the imagination is reasonable, but please write an argumentative essay." Now, I'm really wearing it. Teacher, what I wrote this time is all narrative (￣▽￣)σ! It's just that there's an extra million-year-old named Song Jie inside. He blocked me every day from practicing swordsmanship, brought me food, and even hid the fact that I was dressing up as a man. She loves being with me the most, and her movements become more and more ambiguous and intimate. ——So in this narrative, there seems to be a romance (*ﾟﾛﾟ)? ! ! * Ps: I wrote this online meal replacement meme because it fits my mood so well ¯꒳¯ pss: Why has the number of clicks dropped off a cliff? It's because I update very slowly. . I swear to be more diligent. ——Stay on August 13th Intention: To that period of passionate youth