My Bestie and I Play Rivals Every Day

Straight man cute suffers from sex and secretly loves heavy man Gong The official who loves impeachment is having an affair with the person he is impeaching! What should I do if I travel to ancient times with a young tame bamboo horse? Answer: One of us will die first in the rock-paper-scissors game. Traveling back to ancient times, Xie Xunxi proposed the "Loyal Minister System", where one person must be impeached per monthly KPI. Xie Xun: Are you kidding? I never curse anyone, okay? The next day, Xie Xun nervously went to court. He began to look for the victims of his impeachment. He looked around at the civil and military officials in the dynasty who could not afford to offend them... Wait, there seemed to be a familiar face sandwiched in the middle. Taking a closer look, Xie Xun was surprised. This Hanlin bachelor who was said to have just joined the cabinet looked exactly like his best friend who grew up wearing the same pants! After going to court, he immediately looked for opportunities to test. ​ Huo Zhao: "..." The cabinet minister didn't say anything. Xie Xun was quite sad and went back frustrated. But at night when I was drowsy, the window was suddenly opened, and a black figure jumped in. Xie Xun thought to himself that he, a small official, still had enemies to assassinate him, so he hurriedly got under the bed, but when he climbed in, someone grabbed his ankle and dragged him out. The moonlight reflected the face of the cabinet minister during the day: "I brought you roast chicken, come out and eat." Xie Xun: "???" After some exchanges, Xie Xun finally understood. He and his good brother unfortunately traveled through time. He was bound to the "Loyal Minister System", and his good brother was bound to the "Powerful Minister System". Both of them have fixed KPIs to be completed every month. The fellow villager burst into tears when he saw the fellow villager. Xie Xun and Huo Zhao reached a consensus that they would help each other complete the tasks. So they were enemies during the day, and I impeached you and you warned me; they were buddies at night, secretly drinking together, admiring the moon, and sleeping in the same bed. Some ministers praised behind their backs: "Thank you for your courage, sir! Huo Zhao was impeached once a month and still managed to escape unscathed. This is really an example for us officials!" Xie Xun, who was warming his feet with his good brother's chest: ... Ah, me? Xie Xun is determined to complete the mission and go home with his good brothers. But then he discovered a big problem. There was actually a line in the system of powerful officials bound to Huo Zhao about getting married and starting a business. Xie Xun: "What should I do? Do you want to get a wife?" Huo Zhao was holding him in his arms to keep him warm, and murmured into his neck: "We can't complete the task if we don't marry, so you can find a way for me." Xie Xun pondered: "I heard that the third lady of Mr. Wang's family next door seems to like you very much. Otherwise - ah! Why are you pinching my waist?" Huo Zhao: "I know who to marry, so you can shut up." Xie Xun: "Who is it?" Huo Zhao didn't answer, so Xie Xun waited curiously to see his sweetheart. Until the wedding night—— Xie Xun, dressed in wedding clothes, sat in a sedan chair. Xie Xun:? Reading guide: ① 1v1 Shuangjie, one-way secret love long-distance running, daily sweet text. ②The title of the copy needs to be revised. Intention: perseverance