This era is destined to be an extraordinary era. It accommodates the existence of many kinds of creatures with its infinite tolerance.
Question 1: What should I do if a cat/dog/snake/bird... Becomes a spirit?
——Dear, we recommend that you go to the Alien Management Bureau to apply for a custody certificate. Once it is safe, you can keep it at home. However, it is not recommended to get into a relationship. The human body cannot satisfy the other person and it is easy to cheat.
Question 2: I was knocked unconscious by an old man flying with a sword. I went there to report it.
——Dear, I suggest you go to the Air Traffic Control Bureau.
Question 3: Bastard! What should I do if my dad secretly takes my elixir and ascends to heaven? I want to scold that old man to his face!
——Dear, take your household registration book and apply for a relative certificate, and then go to the Immortal Management Bureau to apply. A staff member will take you to the Heavenly Palace.
Question 4: What should I do if my memory is stolen by a zombie?
——Dear, I suggest injecting medicine. If you forget this, it means it never happened.
Question 5: How to take the prefectural civil service exam and where to register.
——Dear, the requirements for civil servants in the prefecture are relatively high, and you can only apply after your death. For specific information, you can log in (https://www. Difu. Gov. Cn) to check after your death, or you can worship your ancestors and ask your ancestors to ask.
Question 6: Can a foreign vampire marry the first zombie after the founding of the People's Republic of China? Oh, we are both men, but he is a public official. (Vvvvvip user, it is recommended to reply as soon as possible)
——Dear! I don't recommend it. If you have reproductive isolation, please think twice!
Cai Yi's cell phone was taken away. She looked at the black hair that was stuffed into her hands and silently helped Jiang Chen braid his hair.
Huh, reproductive isolation?
I don't care at all, you all don't understand how good zombies are.
He is the only zombie in the world with long, straight black hair! (Proud) (proud)
Later——
Cai Yi: Let's go abroad to visit relatives.
Jiang Chen: Okay, kiss!
Irregular Affairs Bureau/Underworld (take out a form as thick as a brick): Fill in the form, and then approve it. The results will be given to you within a week, and you will come back to collect your passport/customs clearance documents at that time.
Jiang Chen, Cai Yi:......
After returning home——
Cai Yi (pulling her ears) (not allowed to kiss) (not allowed to stick): Tell me, what on earth do you do!
Jiang Chen (confidently): It only costs 4,000 yuan a month to interrogate others. There is no way to make money.
At night, Jiang Chen lay on the ground and wrote out the forms one by one. He still had one foot on his butt. When he saw that he had stopped, he stepped on it twice and said, "Hurry up and write. Visiting relatives waits for no one."
Note:
The copy will be left on September 12, 2024
Zombies attack, vampires suffer.
There are a lot of private settings, the world view is a bit confusing in the early stage, and the golden finger for attacking is huge.
Concept: Love does not need to be defined