When Cui Sui opened his eyes, he found himself tied to a cross, with a working camera in front of him.
There is a clock hanging on the wall, showing a three-minute countdown.
Cui Sui slowly raised a question, "wtf... Where did I come from? Is this a society governed by the rule of law?"
He was just five minutes late for work.
It's not like I hate him so much.
The faceless man in a suit walked behind him and said with a smile: "Welcome to the killing live broadcast room."
Hearing this, Cui Sui repeatedly confirmed her situation, "Live broadcast room? Oh, I am the anchor? How many simultaneous calls? I can't be the bottom. There should be no KPIs, right? No, we didn't even sign a contract. You just threw me into the live broadcast room. I haven't even been trained."
The man was strangely silent for a few seconds, then cleared his throat, "You were sent here because of your numerous crimes."
Cui Sui corrected her kindly: "Why and because is a bad sentence, please be more careful next time."
After saying that, he continued to ask: "Where am I guilty? I am conscientious and hard-working, and I insist on fishing for three hours with pay every day. Is it guilty of being lazy? I am just planning my time reasonably, and I have not done anything evil. It is meaningless to deduct dozens of yuan from my salary, but directly transfer me without my permission. Is the lawyer here? I want to apply for labor arbitration."
The man said: "You..."
Cui Sui interrupted his speech, "So I don't have a lawyer? I don't even have legal aid? Can you guys just be human, let's not talk about the job transfer at will, but can you talk about my salary? If you want me to cosplay Ye Geer, oh, the homophone is Yeager, it doesn't matter if you can't hear it. Anyway, if you want me to cosplay Ye Geer, you must at least give me a salary, right? You have to treat me to the last supper. You don't do anything, which makes it very difficult for me."
The man couldn't bear it anymore, "Can you talk less?"
Cui Sui simply couldn't believe it, "You think I talk too much? Then find someone else to be the anchor. I didn't stop you. It was you who transferred me here, not me on my own initiative. I had such a good job before. I work four days off and have three days off. Not to mention more benefits. At least I can match my previous treatment."
Then, the three-minute countdown ends.
The system reminder sounds.
"Congratulations to the anchor for escaping from trial."
The faceless man pointed at Cui Sui, trembling with anger, "Give me back my achievements!"
Cui Sui just felt baffled, "It's good that I didn't ask you for salary, but you asked me for performance? Are you shameless?"
The faceless man cursed loudly, and then his body was completely torn into pieces, and the scene returned to normal.
Until then, Cui Sui coldly hissed and realized that something was wrong.
He glanced back at the cross one last time.
The blood stains were mixed with maggots, and there were even remnants of human skin on them.
"Holy shit..." Cui Suihou fearfully covered her chest and made a classic loofah gesture, "Your hygiene is not up to par. What if I get infected? Is there anyone who can pay attention to the host's physical health?"
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