Xi Gu Shangxian felt that he seemed to be a scumbag
Before descending to earth
It seems that he has indescribable feelings for Tianjun, so much so that he received countless favors from Tianjun after being discovered?
After descending to earth
It seems that I have fallen in love with my apprentice, what should I do?
Tianjun: Then what does the hundred years we spent together in heaven count? ?
Guess, you have a good memory?
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The apprentice Bu Yan said that the master is a scumbag, and I only found out after forcing him: it turns out that I am the third party.
Serious copywriting~
Xi Jinping was demoted to the mortal world, and his superiors required Xi Jinping to recruit more disciples and recruit new talents to the immortal world before he could return to the immortal class.
In order to go back to sleep as soon as possible, Xi Jinping actively recruited disciples, and at the same time he did not forget to write a storybook to express his anger towards Tianjun.
Hundreds of years later, Xi Jinping took in a child with a miserable life experience. Others told him that the child was born with an ominous nature. Xi Jinping immediately retorted, "I am also ominous. Isn't it because I have grown so big?"
So I am committed to cultivating children into soaring talents!
Watching the child grow up and become stronger, the way home becomes clearer and clearer.
Accidentally, apprentice, you have crossed the line!
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The Heavenly King who is far away in the fairy world: Oh, there is me but not him.
To sum up: this is a heartwarming farce in which an old god comes down to earth to do business, and the result is from being "forced" to "voluntarily" becoming a gay. He joins the game and then breaks the game, and finally realizes the ideal of a god.
Complaints about others in front of others and behind their backs
If you attack white in the early stage and cut black in the late stage, you will no longer be able to install it.
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Small theater:
Yan Yan: Master, am I the mistress? [Teary eyes]
Xi Eucalyptus: No, no, no, you are the original wife. Alas, that's not right either. Oops, I can't explain it clearly...
Others: 1v1 Double Clean
Intention: Destiny is always in your own hands, face it positively and welcome the good things.