[I'm sorry that the original meme "Get Him Dirty" has no inspiration for the time being, so I replaced it with a meme with the same theme and inspiration. It is also a cookie that looks scary but is actually very sweet...!
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Jin Zhaoyi is a strange resident of the horror world.
Weird feeds on human yang energy and flesh and blood.
But unlike its dangerous counterparts, Jin Zhaoyi is beautiful, docile, and weak. She does not dare to attack human players and is on the verge of starving to death every day.
In order to make money to fill his stomach, Jin Zhaoyi found a job.
The job content is to play the cannon fodder NPC in major dungeons, guide players to quickly enter the scene at the beginning, and trigger the death plot, die in front of the players, and create a terrifying atmosphere.
The clingy love brain who insists on going to the haunted house to seek death, the idiot social butterfly who makes trouble everywhere, the leader of a small group who engages in bullying...
Taking advantage of the fact that he had very few roles and was able to commit suicide casually, Jin Zhaoyi did whatever he wanted.
Secretly kiss player A from time to time;
Touch Player B's abdominal muscles;
Can't get up in player C's arms.
He sweetly acted coquettishly to them just to take in more yang energy and strive for every opportunity to have a full meal.
But the strange thing is that these players look at him more and more strangely.
They knew clearly that he was just the NPC responsible for guiding the plot, but they didn't want him to die. They tried their best to save him, and even wanted to take him away from the strange world.
This resulted in Jin Zhaoyi's role being repeatedly extended, forcing him to work overtime and overtime.
Jin Zhaoyi spent a lot of effort to get rid of them every time and died in the hands of the evil spirits.
If he is unlucky and meets a very perverted ghost, he will be asked for favors by the ghost and forced to kiss and cuddle with them.
Jin Zhaoyi will also feel guilty when he sees human beings sad and angry over his own death.
But there is no way, he always has to eat, and they will probably forget about him as a little cannon fodder soon, and there will no longer be any waves in their hearts.
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Until one day.
Jin Zhaoyi's vest fell off, revealing the fact that he was not only alive, but also alive and well.
Immediately, the horror world was invaded by the human world, and terrible riots occurred.
The top players were like crazy, splitting open copies one after another, just to completely uncover Jin Zhaoyi.
Jin Zhaoyi appeared in the player lobby trembling, and was forced to face a group of human players who were obviously not in a normal state of mind. She forced a smile and said hello: "Hi, hello, we meet again..."
Bang Yi, who was driven crazy by his death: "Don't be afraid, Zhao Zhao, go home with your brother. My brother is not angry with you. What did you say, the chain on my hand? It's nothing, it's just a gift my brother bought you. Do you like it?"
Bang Er, who is even worse than a ghost, grinned: "I have guessed that you are not dead, but I am so happy to see that you are indeed alive. Your eyes seem to be asking, 'Why do you know I am alive?', Of course because I dug your grave later and wanted to eat you, but what I dug out was an empty grave."
Prepare the iron pot to stew your own dish No. 3: "Zhaoyi, you know, my heart is yours, and my blood and flesh only belong to you, so where do you want to start eating first?"
Jin Zhaoyi: "..."
Help, who is the weird one!
Mission: Use love to build peace between humans and ghosts