After Jiang Mutong was awarded the MVP of the losing team in seven games, he gave up on himself and chose to play Yao mixed division. Then he met Tianxiu jungler, had a good rest, and became friends in high spirits.
During a double row, the other party accidentally gave a command, awakening the deer that had been sleeping for twenty years.
What kind of super soft and cute baby sound is this?
Jiang Mutong, who considers himself to be a powerful person, instantly imagined a cute and cute little boy who is extremely aggressive in playing games. The little deer in his heart lost control and knocked his head unconscious. He started his online dating journey with "Hi, wife!".
When it finally came time to face the opponent, Jiang Mutong showed off his fierce temperament of 120 points and was bound to win the opponent today.
However, it was such a common thing to die in the presence of light. After all, he could not escape. The person who came looked cool and handsome, and the important thing was that he was taller than himself, so he had a perfect match.
Where is that cute, cute and super sweet wife?
"What do you mean? Do you dislike me?" Xu Jing also had a cold and handsome face, and spoke in a voice that was completely inconsistent with his appearance. The question suddenly turned into coquettishness.
Jiang Mutong took a deep breath, his ears and eyes were fighting. The huge contrast made him burnt on the outside and tender on the inside. Before he could think of what to do, his wife ran away in anger.
After struggling mentally for three seconds, Jiang Mutong quickly chased after him.
Just be as high as you can, a real man, let your wife know what's going on.
One day, Xu Jing also went to Jiang Mutong's dormitory, sat on his lap, and was sweetly watching videos, when Xu Chengyou came back.
He had heard that his gay friend had a boyfriend, but he never expected that this guy was dating his own little cabbage, and he suddenly felt angry: "I'm the one who cares about your uncle, Jiang Mutong, how dare you date my brother!"
Internet writers attack VS college students suffer
Sensitive and delicate social nerd VS sunny and cheerful boy who thinks he is the best
Reading guide: 1. Gong seems to be a cold-blooded male god, but his personality is very soft, which does not fit the general image of Gong and Shou.
2. The younger brother is controlled by the older brother, and he is a good brother. He is one of the protagonists and plays a lot of roles. He will live a noisy life with the young couple. Although the main plot is about daily love, the family and friends plot is also very important. Please be careful before entering (emphasis added).
------------------------The follow-up article "World-weary Attack Redemption Guide"
The cold and world-weary beauty Gong vs. The calm and gentle God's proud son Shou
One doesn't want to live, the other is trying to prevent him from dying, and is under the attack of redemption.
Ye Gu, who was born in the Alliance Asteroid Cultivation Institute, showed super high IQ and one-in-a-thousand talent since he was a child. He should have entered the Supreme Academy of Sciences at the age of fifteen and embarked on a bright and smooth path of burning oil and flowers.
An accident wiped out all his dazzling traces, and the genius fell into the mire and was trapped in pain, and gradually no longer even struggled.
For ten years, he was reticent, a loner, and worked as an aircraft repairer. After surviving a long and boring life, Ye Gu made up his mind to end his meaningless life.
After ruling out various ways of death, the asteroid was invaded by pirates at the right time, and he could finally die without affecting anyone.
But he was held back by a gentle and responsible major general.
Once, twice, many times, he failed to die as he wished.
***
"Why live?"
When Ye Gu asked mockingly with shaky eyes, Li Nuo fell silent in a rare moment.
The youngest major general in the alliance, he has a distinguished family background and outstanding military achievements. He is sitting on the highest-level independent military battleship Dawn Star.
A pair of gentle and smiling light green pupils always convey peace of mind and reliability, and the iconic mechanical tail is majestic. He was rated as the most popular general officer by Star Network, and his reputation is resounding throughout the interstellar alliance.
But now he was stumped by a genius who was on the verge of being broken, a man who could see through the essence of life. Li Nuo couldn't think of how to persuade him.
"Can I go with you to find the answer?"
***
At first.
Li Nuo: I can't just watch Eucalyptus foliage end its life carelessly, and I don't want to force it too much. After a year, I can leave him alone.
Eucalyptus: All kinds of accidents are prone to occur during interstellar travel.
Later.
The mechanical tail wrapped around Ye Gu tightly and rubbed his cheek with nostalgia. Li Nuo hugged him and begged in a low voice over and over again: "Live for me no matter what."
His lover's tears were like sulfuric acid and sparks. Drops of them fell on him, and Eucalyptus' long-dead heart also felt pain. He gently wiped the wet marks on Li Nuo's face and said with a trembling voice: "I will try my best."
On the eve of the wedding, the captain of the Dawnstar received an application form for the Innate Delusion Laboratory in his mailbox.
Applicant: Eucalyptus
Term: Until the end of natural life.
The handwriting is stroke by stroke, extremely solemn.
Purpose: Online dating is risky, you need to be cautious when meeting people
