Immortal Second Generation Deformation Meter

In ancient times, there were immortals, gods, demons, humans, and Buddhas. The five realms coexist peacefully. We are not afraid of too much peace, but we are afraid of too much peace. The heads of the five realms continue to grow in strength in their respective fields, becoming first-class in swordsmanship (Xianmen), best in blessings (Shenmen), superb in appreciation (Demons), the originator of making money (Human), and masters of health (Buddhism). Not to mention their younger generations, the second generation immortals are also catching up with each other on the track. They did not live up to my father's standards, but they surpassed his father. The second generation, the immortal sect is the best in base methods, the divine sect is the most trouble-making, the demon sect is the most visited, everyone's wealth is gone, they regard money as shit, the Buddhist sect adds blood to the tip of the knife, and the light of Buddha shines on the earth. I have a terrible headache. Let's see what happens. Someone in the city complained: "The golden turtle son of the head of Li's family ate my overlord meal and had no money to pay the bill. I was moved and allowed him to wash the dishes for three days." According to the rumor in the script: "The son of the Snow Master quarreled with the Qianhongdong female spider, and the female spider sealed her silk and kept silent from then on." Another newspaper reported: "The young master Yan of the Demon Sect invited people to play a scripted killing game. He first demolished one of his own buildings to entertain everyone." Advertisement from an incense buyer: "If you buy ten sticks of incense, you can visit the temple. Jiuhua, the great lay disciple of Buddhism, goes to Daoshan and performs on the sea of fire. It only costs ten coins, the price of the incense, hehe." Beijing News: "The richest man in Beijing, Yuan Wai, held an iron rod in his hand and chased and beat the traitor with a wolf fang. The whole city was in turmoil." All the old fathers cry and wipe their tears all day long: "Send away, must be sent away! Reform, must be reformed!" This is not a headache, these sons are also useless. The heads complained repeatedly and asked the Immortal Family, Gods, Buddhas and Demons to send out a list, inviting the people to know that if they could solve the problem of educating their sons, they would establish five colleges of Immortals, Gods, Demons, Buddhas and Humans to bless the people, practice magic, maintain health and enlightenment, cultivate people and wealth, and develop the land. " One day [Good luck in the Year of the Snake. Congratulations to the five masters. I received an invitation from the crew of the Snake System. The Son of Destruction is handed over to this crew to give you a savior. I can't bear to let the child trap the wolf. This crew is a masterpiece of kindness and spreads love] The Lord of Snow City: "If you vote ten times in a row, I will definitely let you go. " Snake crew: "The Master of Snow City is the best, the Commander of Snow City! " Member Meng said: "Is the system expensive? Don't let that traitor give you away. " Snake crew: "..." Head Li: "Don't let him play with swords, don't let him come back. " Snake crew: "Sorry, this site does not provide lifelong pension. " Head Li: "If you don't have money, if you have a sword, you can choose whatever you want, and it will be delivered to your door with free shipping. " Palace Master Yan: "Salute! " Snake crew: "Palace Master Yan, did you go to the wrong set? " Palace Master Yan: "Received! Salute! " Master Guanyun: "Tao gives birth to one, gives birth to two, two gives birth to three, and three gives birth to all things. " Snake crew: "Master, you pronounced it wrong again, you are from Buddhism. " Master Guanyun: "My good disciple Jiuhua must do justice for heaven." Snake crew: "Master Guanyun, aren't you the one who saves all sentient beings? It's not appropriate to shout about beating and killing." " Master Guanyun: "Double-click what I said to comment, thank you. " Master Guanyun: "I am still alive. " Snake crew: "…You're dead. " The five cubs from the fairy family PK the five cubs from the countryside. This article tells the story of the growth of a young man. Intention: Your wish shines like thousands of stars