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Hello everyone, my name is Ninomiya Sarina.
I forgot the beginning, the middle, and the last.
All in all, I was reborn.
This time, I want to take back everything that belongs to me!
Alien creature: [I told you that you are not reborn but reincarnated!
In my last life, I was harmed by an adulterer and lost my beloved dog. This time, no one can let me separate from it.
Artificial retard: [Don't make the relationship between you and money look like pure love!
There seems to be something strange talking, but please don't pay attention.
In short, in order to save me and my beloved, I signed a contract with an unknown creature called "System 008".
Not to save the world, just to make money.
A system that finally has a name 008: [Have you finally revealed your true colors after giving me a bunch of unpleasant nicknames?
Advanced Artificial Intelligence 008 smiled bitterly: [Who am I looking for...]
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System 008 is a waste.
You can't give me cool big wings, you can't give me the ability to make half the people in the world disappear with a snap of your fingers, and you can't give me the ability to turn my tears into diamonds after crying.
In this world full of superpowers, my life without superpowers is like a candle in the wind.
The brain-dead system told me that I could use the ability settings in my mind to materialize them and draw them once a day, giving me superpowers to use that day.
008: [Don't go to the level of a body attack without authorization!
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When I first arrived in Yokohama, my pocket was cleaner than my face. I used my ability - "Three words to make a man spend 180,000 for me", and successfully got 500 billion from an unlucky man who was about to die.
Facing the enemy who was chasing this huge sum of money, I decisively used my new ability - "An old enemy is an old enemy, and an old enemy cannot become a wife." I successfully turned the enemy into a friend, but he has been looking at me a little strange recently.
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In this way, if you have no money, just "Lao Deng, burst some gold coins"; if you can't beat him, just "help me, Mr. Xx"; if you want to watch someone dance, just "good night, miss"; if you meet a mute, shout "husband, please say something"; if you can't argue, just "bengjidian wins"; if you don't want to talk, use your expression and eyes to show a "fan chart".
If you really want to fight on your own, use "Women among women, Female eagles among eagles" to kill all the enemies.
Arthur, the five-star general of the United States, once said this: Mom, life is a wilderness.
This sentence tells us that people should not listen too much to other people's opinions in life, and it will be over if they become wild.
008: [Mom, life is a trick on me.
Me: Hey Ov＜
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Tips before visiting:
1. This article and the final article of the column "I Became the Strongest by Playing Meme" are in the same series, with the same style, but different content, meme and writing techniques. It can be regarded as a completely independent second part from this one. If you haven't read it, it will not affect your reading.
2. This article will persecute every character including the protagonist equally and play abstractly. OOC is inevitable.
3. The memes that appear in this article include but are not limited to: underworld memes, hell memes, neither yin nor yang memes. If you feel uncomfortable reading, please exit in time~
4. It may harm some villains, please be careful~
The copy was published on August 19, 2024, and has been screenshot~
Purpose: Don't set limits on yourself
