Homophobic Fool, He Suddenly Bent Over

[Homophobic bking is possessive and aggressive* The sunny, lazy, tough-tongued young man is determined that he is a straight man] [Fake homophobia x real straight man] Cheng Yu and Duan west have become inseparable since they were little, and they were once model good brothers. Classmates and friends often tease the two of them for being too gay to get along with each other. Although both of them say they are straight, their credibility is quite low. Not long after school started, there were a lot of posts on the forum about the two of them doing alphabet circles at a high-end club. Duan Xiyue changed his profile picture to the word "straight man" in black letters on a white background overnight. Cheng Yu was so frightened that he wanted to break up with him: "I still want to fall in love, brother, please stay away from me." However, everyone has their own opinions, and those who deserve to be kowtowed will still be kowtowed. After all, I don't know any straight man who cuddles and hugs him every day, is sticky, extremely controlling, and always coaxes and dotes on him every time he talks. * The night Cheng Yu said he wanted to fall in love in the hospital, Duan Xiyue felt that he was out of his mind. Then Duan Xiyue kissed him that night, buried him in the crook of his neck and said, "You smell so good, baby." Was slapped by Cheng Yu. Cheng Yu thought he was drunk and was acting crazy, so he kicked him out of bed. Since regaining his consciousness, Duan Xiyue has felt completely comfortable. He has used all kinds of seduction methods, pretending to be green tea and pretending to be aggrieved. When I was slapped, I said it was really beautiful, and whether my hand hurt. When I was kicked, I even wanted to kiss him. When I was scolded, I felt so good. It can be said that he took advantage of Cheng Yu. Cheng Yu couldn't bear it and dumped the video of him rejecting the boy: "Brother, don't you say that you are a straight man?" Duan Xiyue: "I don't know. Who said that? It wasn't me anyway." Cheng Yu: Being defrauded: ( * After being kissed, Cheng Yu still firmly believed that he was a straight man. Even if he became a straight man since childhood, he would never become a straight man. Even if all the men in the world were bent, he would not bend. Don't laugh to death. During Truth or Dare, Cheng Yu said firmly: "Of course I am a straight man." During the emotional moment, Xiyue kissed his dimples, feeling his restlessness, and laughed into his neck, with a vague voice: "Baby, it's hard, but your mouth is soft." Angry Cheng Yu slapped him: "If you feel it again, my mouth will be hard too." I swear to protect my identity as a straight man to the death. ——Later, during the New Year's Eve dinner, Cheng Yu ran out to accompany Duan Xiyue to secretly set off fireworks. They kissed under the fireworks. * Finally one day, Cheng Yu announced: Duan Xiyue and I are together. A group of friends and relatives calmly played cards and ate sunflower seeds : Oh, 0 people asked. This is the indifferent type. : Haven't we been together for a long time? You two were just like a young couple before. This is the questioning type. ：Congratulations, please have dinner This is a rice bucket type. In short, everyone said: The two masters finally figured it out! #Even if we refuse, we still have to go home and have dinner together#Do straight men like men directly?#Brother, you are so fragrant# * Pre-released article "After the Sick and Beautiful Bamboo Horse Awakens" Please collect it ww When Luo Enyuan was five years old, he was taken to a new home and saw a pair of blond twin brothers on the stairs. He was very scared. Thinking of his companions' boastful words, he stammered to cheer himself up: "Hello, brothers, I am an illegitimate child." Two brothers: "?" "Even if he looks like my doll, I will never forgive him!" The other one stared at Luo En Yuan's pink and tear-streaked face and slowly added: "Unless he is willing to be my sister!" Luo Enyuan, who didn't understand what they were talking about, howled in fear, and the two brothers, who could only speak English, were at a loss. "Brother, can you tell me the story of my mother picking me up from the heavy snow and bringing me home again?" Brothers: ... Stop talking, speak Chinese! Under the expectant eyes of Yuxue's cute little dumpling, the two brothers who were determined to speak foreign languages began to study Chinese like crazy. There was a craze for learning Chinese in the manor! Damn it, we can't let the child not understand the words—— * The eldest son of the Shen family next door has a bad temper, is mean, gloomy and cold. When Luo Enyuan saw him, he took a detour until one day he came across his secret. Enyuan burst into tears: Brother, it turns out you are so pitiful>< Luo Enyuan took him with her in everything she did, playing in the sand and building blocks, but Shen Zhou shook off his hand: "Anyway, it's the same with or without me." His companions said that Shen Zhou was ignorant of good and evil. When his brothers found out, they tied Shen Zhou to the bedroom and gave him to him. Luo Enyuan was so frightened that he had a nightmare that night. He dreamed that Shen Zhou would grow up to become an outlaw and take revenge on all those who treated him badly when he was a child, even as a little sweetheart. Luo Enyuan: I take supplements as a villain! ! I am a good silver. Then he was frightened and fell ill. The colorful pills and the dark, bitter poison lingered on the bed for three days! The good baby was lying on the carpet and building blocks, and suddenly a piece of strawberry cake appeared in front of his eyes. Regretful, Shen Zhou took out the treasure box: "Don't die, I will give you everything I have, I'm sorry." In this way, everyone knew that the eldest young master of the Shen family, who was disliked by everyone, had a precious treasure that no one could covet. * One night at midnight. On Luo Enyuan's desk lay the love letter he had been thinking about. Shen Zhou, who had never used the front door since he was a child, jumped in from the window, gave Luo Enyuan a stack of thick love letters, hugged him and pinned him to the back of the bed. "Baby, you have forgotten my confession, right?" He licked the little bamboo horse's trembling hand, "I took off my hearing aid today and remember to cry in my left ear." Luo Enyuan curled her lips in aggrieved manner and tilted her head obediently, her mouth red from being kissed and she was about to cry. * Delicate, sickly beauty, cute, possessive, max, hearing-impaired Being an illegitimate child was a misunderstanding. Shou was adopted. Bamboo horse, bamboo horse cookies! ! Raising cubs in the early stage and falling in love after adulthood Intention: live an active life and live up to the time