Shi Gou was reborn.
Good news: The location is Mary Su Wenba's home, so you have no worries about food and clothing.
Bad news: The character is a dog, male, and neutered.
What is even more devastating than turning into a dog is that in order to win the right to resurrection from the system, she has to work hard to bring together two crazy men and women, and watch them perform ancient sadomasochism scenes every day.
He wants to bark but stops, haha.
[When the male protagonist is arrogant and pretends to be cold]
Shi Gou took the gold watch to the heroine's room and asked the stingy boss to take the initiative.
The male protagonist pressed the female protagonist on the bed and growled: "Why is my Rolex watch under your pillow? I knew you were approaching my dog to get close to me!"
"Cunning woman!"
The heroine just woke up and was picking at her eyes: "...?"
[When the heroine gets sick]
The heroine burst into tears while wearing a torn apron: "Do you think that because I am poor, ugly, and humble, I have to crave your charity-like love? Let me tell you, my personality is equal to yours!"
Shi Gou was chewing on the sofa beside him, which heightened the heroine's grief and anger.
After getting off work, I opened the door and saw the messy male protagonist picking up his cell phone: "Secretary, I'll give you five minutes to move Hollywood to my house."
After going through nine or eighty-one difficulties, Shi Gou finally pushed the male and female protagonists into the stinking ditch of love.
Fireworks rain down and lovers embrace each other.
She stood upright with her paws on her hips and turned around gracefully to hide her merit and fame.
Interview session
Hanjuanfeng: Let me interview you. Why did you run away from home?
Shi Lu (wandering version): I feel the call of the wild.
Hanjuanfeng: Please don't fool the readers.
Shi Gou picked up the mineral water bottle: ... I'm so annoyed, I don't want to do the task anymore.
Warm reminder
1. The above copywriting is half true and false, and the plot is like a wild horse running wild.
2. Pure madness without logic, please be careful, readers! (Roar——)
Intention: I don't want to be a human being