The funny female Taoist priest who is not very smart vs. The peach wood sword of the Taoist priest who wants to become an immortal (cheap)
As the last Taoist priest in the end of the world, Tan Jing is not good at academics. In the end of the world, mankind advocates science, and the business of Taoist temples is not good.
However, on the day the Taoist temple closed its doors, zombies broke out. The business of the Taoist temple is booming, so the Taoist priest in the apocalypse and her mahogany sword embark on an adventure to fight zombies
ps: This article involves metaphysical knowledge, and the author is not good at learning. Please do not blindly use the knowledge points in the book after falling into the trap. The article mainly takes the funny and heartwarming route.
[Watch excerpts from the opening dialogue in advance]
On the day the Taoist temple was scheduled to close, an accident happened.
Hostess: Hello, police? I want to call the police. The mahogany sword in my Taoist temple suddenly grew two legs.
Uncle policeman: What kind of legs?
Hostess: Human legs... And wearing pants...
Uncle Policeman: How big is the sword? Can it grow human legs? Does it grow horizontally or vertically?
Heroine: Upright, long and vertical, with the hilt on top, the tip of the sword is gone, and legs have grown. The sword grew bigger so it could grow two legs.
Uncle policeman: Has it become bigger? Now that it has changed, how can you be sure it is still your original sword?
Police uncle: (whispering as if talking to a companion) Have you located where it is? The little girl seems to have a mental problem and needs to find herself quickly.
Hostess: I'm not sick! Really growing legs. My peach wood sword has a special wood grain, and there is a copper coin left by my ancestor hanging on it. How could I not recognize it? I am the only officially certified Taoist priest in the world!
Uncle policeman: Okay, I understand. You are not sick. Can you stay where you are and wait for us to rescue you?
Hostess: Okay, my address is Chachacha...
Police uncle: (whispering as if talking to his companion) The person is calmed down, hurry to the scene...
Hostess: Thank you.
Uncle policeman: What's the noise outside! (Loud noise...) Zombies! There are zombies!
Heroine: Zombies? There will be no zombies these days. The ancestor of zombies was already destroyed by my ancestor. Huh? The sword's leg is gone? Changed back? Why did you grow a head? ! Have you spoken? I might be really crazy...
Police uncle: Help! There are zombies! (Noise... Busy tone...)
Concept: Taoist priests use technology to fight zombies
