[Indecent Guide to Studying Abroad: After studying abroad, the little Taoist nun learned English from foreign ghosts and attacked the beautiful mixed-race magician]
[Next year: The female protagonist who complains about the sweet girl and the straight-ball Taoist priest vs. The arrogant male protagonist who has a poisonous tongue and is a beautiful magician]
My name is Wan BuCi, and I am a Taoist priest.
The great disciple of Qingyun Taoist Temple has excellent door-closing skills. He was born with yin and yang eyes, but he is very afraid of ghosts.
Fortunately, Master understood my timidity and kindly helped me seal my Yin and Yang eyes.
The master said that only the saliva of people with special horoscopes can break the seal.
Master is old and intends to pass on the Taoist temple to me, but who can think of it?
——Being an abbot these days requires a graduate degree! (＞Item＜)
But I always failed to pass the postgraduate entrance examination, so my master spent a lot of money to send me to study abroad.
I still have some connections in the century-old Taoist temple, and relying on internal recommendations from the Mysterious Studies Department of Country Y, I successfully got an offer from a prestigious school in Scotland.
But my English was extremely poor and I was forced to take 30 weeks of language classes.
As soon as I got off the plane, I was called to a class reunion.
After several ounces of foreign wine, I was so drunk that I passed out.
In the haziness, it seemed that a blonde beauty came over and kissed my eyes.
When I woke up the next day, foreign ghosts all over the street rushed to me to complain, and they all spoke with strong Soviet accents.
I can't understand a word!
After finally getting rid of those ghosts, I angrily asked the group of classmates:
"Who was it last night? The kiss woke up my Yin and Yang eyes?!"
The master said that if you find a person with special horoscopes, you can seal the yin and yang eyes again with a drop of blood.
I had no choice but to set up a fortune-telling stall on the streets of foreign countries and ask the horoscopes one by one.
The people who patronize the most are not people, but foreign ghosts...
Because I could see them, they kept pestering me, insisting that I help them fulfill their long-cherished wish.
Back and forth, eh, guess what?
——English has gotten better!
Small Theater
"Master, if we monks break the sexual precept... Will I blame you?"
"... I have no control over the precepts you broke in foreign countries."
Reading guide:
·Ruko is about to graduate, has a mental breakdown, and goes crazy. [Updated as the occasion dictates!
·To my study abroad career that is finally coming to an end! !
·If you have friends who are about to study abroad, the daily articles on studying in Chinese and English can be used as a reference.
I wish you all a happy life! Good luck with your studies! Happy reading!
Intention: Study hard and make progress every day. Only hard work will pay off!
