The Seven Year Itch/Mr. And Mrs. Smith/Love and Kill
——The couple didn't say a word to each other, they just had sex.
[The monster beauty who has not been the boss for many years is attacked by the boss who has the ceiling of human combat power]
[Fishing, poisonous tongue, beauty, strong and miserable x straight man with a brain full of waste, cancer love brain]
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Pei Qingshan is the top leader of the Beidou Bureau and is known as mankind's last line of defense.
In order to make this tyrant who has a heavy responsibility at a young age a little humane, the Beidou Bureau introduced him to a blind date.
The blind date was an ordinary person, a university professor who was not in good health. He always thought that Pei Qingshan was an ordinary civil servant.
In the blink of an eye, the two have been married for seven years.
But recently, the uneventful married life seems to have encountered the legendary seven-year itch.
A small quarrel occurs every three days, and a major quarrel occurs every five days.
Now because Pei Qingshan didn't wash the dishes when he came back from get off work yesterday, Wen Zhu hasn't spoken to him for fourteen hours.
Pei Qingshan: "Is it all my fault? Isn't he not at fault?"
The adjutant analyzed carefully with fear: "What was his mistake?"
Pei Qingshan: "I didn't put on my clothes after taking a shower."
Subordinates: "..."
Let's change him to a commander. This guy's brain is full of rubbish.
It's not just that.
Pei Qingshan also discovered that there seemed to be some strange things appearing at home recently.
Short and spiky hair, unfamiliar ties, ambiguous recordings of men,
And the unspeakable pinch marks and bite marks on my lover's body,
On the porcelain white and fragile collarbone, the red is dazzling.
Pei Qingshan was suspicious.
His wife might be cheating on her.
——
Wen Zhuan stayed peacefully in human society for ten years.
Live an ordinary life, have an ordinary lover.
Until one day, he came back from the vegetable market.
I saw a furry red-eyed tarantula at home. It was half a person tall and had a protruding white eye on each leg. It was extremely scary.
In the quiet home, only the wanted news was playing on the TV.
It looked at Wenzhu, and its voice seemed to come from ancient times.
"Lord, you have been gone for a long time."
The next second, a kitchen knife was nailed to its shell.
The red-eyed wolf spider lay down in pain.
"I told you, don't leave the hair on the floor."
I was tired of going to work.
——
Later, monsters appeared and everything was in chaos.
The number of human beings has plummeted, and civilization has suffered catastrophe.
There were angry curses and shrill wails against the monsters everywhere, and the conflict was intensified to the greatest extent.
Pei Qingshan never thought of it.
His wife, who is in poor health, weak, unable to take care of herself and clingy, will appear in the den where monsters gather.
Thousands of terrifying monsters from under the cliff, carrying hatred and strange energy, surrounded him, kneeling under him and bowing before him.
Wen Zhu sat on the throne, held up his chin, and showed a provocative smile towards the Beidou Bureau: "Chief Pei, what a coincidence, you are here to kill me too?"
The atmosphere was quite anxious. Even everyone in the Beidou Bureau had never seen so many monsters, let alone an epic monster leader.
The leader of the Beidou Bureau, who had been deceived by his lover, was furious. He pointed at the monster next to Wen Zhu and roared angrily.
"How can you let another man put his arm around your shoulders?"
There was a lingering sound in the dead silence.
Everyone from the Beidou Bureau: "..."
Monsters: "..."
Damn it, Sabi is in love.
#Lovers turn mortal enemies#
# Seven-Year Itch Changes to Life and Death#
#I was scared to death. I thought my wife had cheated on me, but it turns out he just turned into a monster boss#
[Instructions for demining]
1. A heart-throb's dog training article, please be aware that there are many idiots here and there.
2. The author loves to edit articles, does not cheat, and puts quality first
3. Inspired by the movie "Mr. And Mrs. Smith"
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"Old Man, But Hot-blooded Man"
[Beast in clothes and sickened by overwork, black-hearted capitalist (suffer) x young, strong, mad dog hating the rich, male high school bully (attack)]
[Age difference 9 years]
Just a second ago, Hoso was negotiating a billion-dollar deal with a French guy in the Financial Building. He took a medicine to relieve migraine during the intermission, and lay on the exclusive VIP two-meter bed and squinted for a while.
Open your eyes again...
What was even more striking than the violent punch was the aroma of the men's room.
"Boss, why didn't he hide? He was knocked stupid, right?"
"My lord, I never miss a beat when I hit someone."
A hand held his hair and forced Hoso to look up. As soon as he raised his eyelids, a familiar face enlarged in front of him.
"..."
The obedient baby giant infant nephew who had been pulling his sleeves to act coquettishly and refused to leave last night was now squatting on the ground looking at him with eyes in his mouth.
Behind him was a group of high school students in uniforms.
Suspected of a school violence.
Huo Sicheng proudly challenged: "Zhou Zhan, do you accept it?"
Hoso has been in Vanity Fair for so many years, what kind of world has he not seen?
... But he has never seen it before!
The older parent, who is almost thirty, never imagined that one day he would be in the men's room and his giant baby nephew would hold his chin and spit out smoke while arrogantly asking "do you accept it?"
Hoso's eyelids twitched and he had a splitting headache.
.
The position of Binchuan Experimental High School's school champion has been vacant for many years because the two influential figures are really incompatible.
It can be said that the experiment has been suffering for a long time.
That day, Zhou Zhan was intercepted in the men's restroom of the abandoned teaching building. As soon as the young master barked, he knew who was coming.
Zhou Zhan lowered his head and sneered: "You haven't been beaten enough, so you dare to trick me?"
As soon as he said this, the whole place fell silent.
Zhou Fengyun is not surprised by this. After all, his identity is here, and others are afraid...?
Zhou Zhan stared at the gringo who was also stunned in front of him.
A circle of elites in suits and ties stared at him in astonishment like quails.
"?"
He turned his head and the first thing he saw was the floor-to-ceiling windows overlooking the entire city.
Immediately, in the reflection of the floor-to-ceiling window, I saw a tall, long-legged, broad-shouldered, narrow-waisted, elegant man wearing a suit and leather shoes.
Zhou Zhan moved, and the best man inside also moved: "..."
He murmured to the reveling hall: "Fuck, I'm finally so poor that I'm crazy."
.
Huo Sicheng has been arrogant and domineering as a crab for more than ten years. Wherever he goes, he is a feared and hated little bully. He has a powerful family and a brother-in-law who often makes headlines in financial reports.
He is not afraid of heaven or earth, but what he fears most is his calm little uncle.
One day, his brother-in-law penetrated the body of his mortal enemy.
"..."
Spicy pills.
He is dead.
Small Theater
Huo Sicheng has been suffering from migraine headaches for almost ten years. Huo Sicheng didn't know where he learned the folk remedies. Every time he saw him having a headache, he would stand behind the chair and give him a massage.
One time, Zhou Zhan opened the door and saw him, so he retreated silently.
In the middle of the night, Hoso finished working overtime too late, so he decided to spend the night in the bedroom behind the office.
The tall figure pressed forward in an instant, his hot and humid breath fell on Huo Suo's ear. His rough palms lifted up the hem of his pajamas and rubbed them roughly against his waist: "Brother, does it feel comfortable for you to press him?"
When he woke up the next day, Huo Suo's mind was filled with the words Zhou Zhan whispered into his ear when his voice reached the top of his hoarse voice.
"Brother, is he better or am I better?"
"Brother, you and he are not uncles and nephews. You should keep your distance."
"Brother, why don't you look at me?"
"Am I more important or is Huo Sicheng more important? Am I more important or is work more important? Am I more important or is your best assistant?"
It was great to fall in love with a young and strong male protagonist, but the male protagonist's separation anxiety was a bit too severe (as was his sexual desire), and Hoso was deeply disturbed by it.
As an elder, every time Mr. Huo puts on a negotiating posture and wants to talk about this matter with Gao Nan, Gao Nan will stare at you with red eyes, a look of grievance appearing on his handsome young face.
It could be seen that the male high school student was really sad. He cried while doing it that night. Mr. Huo was an old man. His voice was intermittent and he had to work hard to coax the child...
Concept: Love is the perdition of free will
