[Comprehensive] One Hundred Ways to Become a Dove

I have a good friend who I have known since childhood. I have watched her grow up from a middle-school girl to the dishonored fish she is now, and then from a salted fish to a pigeon author who thinks about cooing every day. Originally, she had little to do with me no matter how bad she was, until one day I found out that she had written me into her new novel, without changing even a stroke of her name. I:? So in order to avoid the fantasy event of traveling through an unfinished novel one day because I have the same name as a character in the novel, I was forced to start the process of urging updates. But do you dare to be more perfunctory with your gugu reasons? ! The keyboard is broken and the manuscript is lost, but it still sounds somewhat believable. But the reasons like "the cat suddenly came out of the computer screen and occupied her computer and couldn't code", and "her fanatical suitor came to her door, and she couldn't update to avoid him" are too perfunctory! We all grew up together, who doesn't know if you have a fanatical suitor? What's even more outrageous is the reason "Zombies appear at home. In order to prevent the zombie virus from spreading and bringing about the end of the world, we have to focus on the zombies, so we can't update during this period." This kind of reason makes people look like fools at first glance. Me: (smiling and holding knife) Hey, are they zombies? I'm going to save you now, but if I don't see the zombie later, it won't be sure who the zombie-killing knife falls on (laughing) —— The settings of some rehabilitation articles tend to be ridiculous, so don't read them with your brains in mind, and I don't use my brains in writing them either. It's random dressing, really messy dressing (?) If I don't write something, my conscience will die (?) Purpose: Observe the world from another angle