Bai Jinzhu was an author who wrote customized fan fiction. He died suddenly due to staying up late for a long time to finish the manuscript, and he gloriously transformed into an ancient version of a vegetative state.
Bai Jinzhu: "..."
Bai Jinzhu: Let me go back, I can still write!
Good news:
He woke up and found that he was actually King Chang of Beiji Kingdom.
Bad news:
Except for his seven-year-old brother, everyone in the palace was dead. It seemed that they were tricked to death by him, so he was carrying a lot of infamy.
Bai Jinzhu: Haha, I knew good things would not happen to me.
Very good, he lies down and will never leave this house from today on!
*
Don't be too happy when you have food and drink in the palace.
It's just that as time went by, his "occupational disease" developed.
Mr. Li and Mr. Zhao stayed up all night and invited each other to drink?
He wants to write about mutual secret love!
His mortal enemy got into a fight with another mortal enemy?
He wants to write about falling in love and killing each other!
The princess escaped from the palace and had a private meeting with Miss Shangshu?
Love is as deep as the sea, he wants to write it!
It just felt wrong as I wrote it. How could he appreciate such good writing alone?
With a wave of his hand, Bai Jinzhu used a bamboo as his pen name and cooperated with the publishing house to sell fan fiction. Unexpectedly, he became popular. People all over the city had read his writing, and everyone clamored for a follow-up.
Bai Jinzhu: Don't worry, I'm going to give you something good to eat.
He counted the money happily and started the submission mode with a profiteer expression: Come on, come on, do you have food? Show off my mouth!
Some are happy and some are crying.
Mr. Li and Mr. Zhao: "Damn you guys! How dare you arrange the imperial officials!"
Two mortal enemies: "Don't let me catch you, or I'll tear you apart!"
Princess Monk Shu Qianjin: "Although what you wrote is true, what do you want to do by exposing it like this?!"
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The people of Beiji are open-minded and advocate equality between men and women. It is even said that "women can protect the family and the country from the court to the battlefield."
It was precisely because of this that Bai Jinzhu made a lot of money writing fan fiction.
But he was a little troubled. Many people scolded him. Could it be that his writing was not good? Not vivid?
Bai Jinzhu sighed: I am indeed jealous. Anti-fans in ancient times are really scary.
Victims: "Are you still human? Do you want to see what you are talking about?"
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From then on, Bai Jinzhu's favorite thing was going to court. He sat down on the chair given by the emperor's cousin, rolled his eyes and started to read. These two people can write, not bad, not bad, a threesome is wonderful.
Everyone in the court was devastated by the ruthless hand, except for a certain ferocious general. It was as if he had seen through him when he stood there.
Bai Jinzhu felt extremely guilty. He said hello awkwardly, but Ji Shiyi turned around and left.
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, feeling that this man was really hateful!
With his eloquent mouth, Bai Jinzhu made most people see him differently.
One day he was chatting with some friends and took the opportunity to ask Ji Shiyi what he was famous for.
As a result, he ended up eating melon himself. It is said that he once confessed his love to that general.
Bai Jinzhu: "..."
He vowed to avoid this general in the future.
However, a few days later, Ji Shiyi climbed over the wall of the palace at night, took the marriage certificate and asked him if he had always abandoned the marriage.
Bai Jinzhu looked horrified: "What are you talking about?!"
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One day, Bai Jinzhu lost his horse. Countless courtiers blocked the gate of the palace and cursed angrily. Now his reputation was really worse than that of a dog.
Fortunately, the emperor's cousin protected his life and rewarded him with a gold medal for immunity, so he can write openly and openly in the future.
Not convinced? Find the emperor!
Just...
Why did someone submit a fanfic about him and Ji Shiyi?
Ji Shiyi: We are already married, you don't want to write?
Bai Jinzhu looked at the knife on his waist and decided to write.
What kind of trouble is this evil god who threatens people with a knife? !
Heartless, weak and heartless salty fish is attacked by a ruthless man and a loyal dog who doesn't talk much.
The copy of this article was uploaded on July 29, 2024. The copy may be changed after the publication, but the difference is not significant.
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