Writing Arguments in Dog-Blood Essays
在狗血文里写申论
by Critical Distortion (批判式扭曲)
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- Ongoing
- Length
- 270k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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[Business trip, updates are uncertain and will be completed soon] Yu Wen, an employee of the Reasoning Department for ten years, quickly went through the game to discuss the male god. Sherlock Holmes doesn't know how to play theory, and Edogawa Conan doesn't know how to write materials. Once he was proctoring the exam, he was dragged into the essay paper by the evil god, and came to a world where he would die if he didn't write the essay. "Exposition is reasoning." Yu Wen straightened his back, "I'm good at reasoning, and I'm good at reasoning. Wouldn't it be easy to combine the two?" Evil God: "Congratulations, your essay examination room is assigned to [Bad Blood Essay]. Please complete your essay examination questions as [The Domineering President's Canary Stand]." Yu Wen:? Bloody writing? Write an essay? As a substitute? ? "Wait, what is a stand-in?" Yu Wen was sharpening his knife, his smile distorted, "Is it a corpse swapping trick or an alibi technique? Find out the real murderer or kill him directly?" Evil God:? ? ? The evil god was heartbroken: "Knife! Put the knife down quickly!" - What a ridiculous experience it is to write an argument in a dog-blood article. Yu Wen firmly believed, approached the man, and risked his reputation as one of the top ten employees in the reasoning department, and stubbornly answered the application questions in the bloody Shura field. The domineering president who was obsessed with substitutes couldn't help himself. He was sent to the emergency room but he fell in love with her wholeheartedly. After being reborn, Green Tea White Moonlight was completely blackened. She ignored the boss but took advantage of him. The brooding, sinister and unpredictable tyrant, his brother, forces him to perform marriage first and love later with a marriage contract. Yu Wen calmly unfolded the pink answer sheet: Don't make any noise, you are all my wings for the naked examination. The doctor in the white coat stood behind him and said calmly: "Should I also come up with some bloody plot to attract your attention?" Yu Wen looked down at the swelling black shadow at his feet and sincerely suggested: "You can try Renwai." - This is an abandoned bloody world. The protagonist has been changed, the logic is illogical, and the poisonous points are everywhere. Readers gave up on this article early and let it drown in the long river of the Internet. But one day, the world came back to life. The plot is hilarious, exciting and full of blood, but the king who saves the world and dominates the world is an outsider from the Quick Travel Bureau. The world is in order and the people are happy and healthy. It is said that the evil god is sitting high on the throne, with six black wings spread out, standing piously and offering everything to the master he serves. ENTP Yu Wen and his other protagonists are the evil gods. Tips before visiting: 1. Please note that the author's name is [Critical Distortion], which indicates that this article is crude, distorted, and critical. 2. The whole text is empty, xp comes first. I don't buy stocks in 1V1. There is a lethal Shura field and a twisted plot, but it is very silly. 3. The essay is one of my fashion items. People who don't know the essay or are beginners in argumentative writing (such as college entrance examination essays) can also watch it. 4. This article contains a small amount of practical information summarized by the author. The author's argument is based on a naked examination and is biased. Please treat it dialectically and learn from each other's strengths. 5. I would like to dedicate this document to my dear sister, and wish her success this year! I also wish my dear readers good luck in writing and may all their wishes come true! Intention: Work hard