Clingy Green Tea Essence Money-obsessed & verbally dissatisfied with integrity
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Lin Yuxi, a poor man, went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables and met a fortune teller on the way.
Fortune teller: "Wealth is coming from heaven. Wealth is coming from heaven!"
On the same day, Lin Yuxi activated the system that the more green tea you buy, the richer you will get.
System: "As long as you become a household name and a super invincible green tea, you can have tens of millions of assets!"
Lin Yuxi: "Give me one hundred thousand to see my strength."
Then, Lin Yuxi accidentally connected with the top actor, and the song "Aran" became popular on the Internet.
The popular Lin Yuxi was invited to participate in a variety show. Lin Yuxi: "I don't want to either. They gave me too much QwQ."
For the sake of hundreds of billions of assets, Lin Yuxi had all sorts of teasing conversations with Li Yu, the top brother in the same group.
"Brother, you are so handsome."
"Wow, brother, you have great physical strength."
"Brother, why are you ignoring me? I'm so sad~"
At first.
Netizen: Damn green tea, vomit
Li Yu: Are we familiar?
Later.
Netizen: Green tea is also very cute ~ Li Yu, go away! Don't touch my little cabbage, woo woo hoo~
Li Yu: Why did you call him brother just now?
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"Congratulations to my prince for defeating the boundless darkness and walking through thousands of thorns. Congratulations on the flowers and applause, crown and freedom he has received."
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Note: This article has nothing to do with e-sports. The profession behind it is that of a singer.
Intention: Don't give up on your dreams even in these rotten days.
