Chu Guangzhou is an alien pink octopus who decided to invade the earth for the development of life on his home planet, learn about humans and become humans.
The best way to understand humans is to become a social animal and write down a human observation log every day and send it to the home planet.
But in just a few weeks, he wrote a paragraph with a sallow complexion and a dazed expression:
[The noble Ivya home planet, today's observation report: Never become a social animal. Here's why:
1. You will face the leader's endless squeeze on personal space, and there is no room for resistance, because if you don't do it, you will be involved, and if you are involved, you will be fired. Human beings cannot live without money.
2. House prices are too high and wages are too low. Rent takes up three-fifths of wages, and the remaining money must be used to deal with various emergencies. Now I can only drink water every day and don't eat at noon. However, my colleagues think that I secretly eat big meals out and they think that I am too rich and they all ask me to borrow money.
3. It will hurt if the boss unspoken rules.
Seeing the boss here, he said proudly: "Well, I did a good job."
Chu Guangzhou: "?"
[Too rich and can only attack Qiu Xuyuan willfully and affectionately x Chu Guangzhou, an inexperienced man who only wants to invade the earth]
Purpose: Never be a social animal
After the Rebellion Failed, It Was Discovered That I Was the Tyrant's Own Child.
After Summoning Emperor Qin and Han Wu to Possess Him,
Live Broadcast of Li Shimin Dressing up as Fusu