
People, Please Don't Call Me Evil!
人,不准说咪邪恶!
by Gatan (迦檀)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 455k Words
- Chapters
- 110
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 4mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
The Great Demon King Cen Yuqiu never dreamed that something as ridiculous as transforming into a living cat would happen to him. The voice that appeared out of thin air in his head told him that for the sake of a beautiful and harmonious world, he, who had a personality defect, should get close to humans in animal form and learn human emotions. The cat paws out of a room and three living rooms: What will happen if we don't get close? System: Then you will be a cat until your death, meow~ Cen Yuqiu took a deep breath: Okay, isn't it just a matter of finding an owner to post it? The cat rushed towards the new intern like a warrior: please, please accept this weak, pitiful and helpless kitten! * Sheng Yao'an chased his crush and was struck by a cat on the first day he joined the company. The beautiful little guy hung on his lap and shouted at him with fierce eyes. Looking at those eyes that looked like someone else's, Sheng Yao'an felt compassion and decided to take the "abandoned" little guy home. Unexpectedly, as soon as the little ancestor tied up his long-term meal ticket, his true nature was completely exposed. Not allowed to be kissed or hugged, the biggest pleasure every day is to compete with him to steal food. The excessive salt content makes the house full of fur. He couldn't help but list the cat's crimes in a book and go online for help. The replies he got were all without exception - "Evil Silver Gradient", it's normal, my rebellious son is like this too. Sheng Yao'an sighed, let's just live by it, how can we leave? One day, the old father got off work as usual, but the little guy who couldn't help but take him home didn't show up at the entrance. Suddenly, the strong Omega pheromones with smoky, burnt and sweet taste hit your nose. Sheng Yaoan found the bedroom and saw an unforgettable scene—— The Omega that he had been dreaming about appeared out of thin air on his bed, looking at him with wet eyes, and his fair skin was moist and reddish with sweat. Seeing him, the Omega twitched his nose slightly and rubbed the cat-like stickiness against his neck. Sheng Yaoan stiffened: "... Senior?" Cen Yuqiu: "Meow~" Sheng Yaoan:! ! ! Urgent, waiting online, what should I do if my crush is my cat? Small Theater "Warning! It's time to redeem human form, countdown to cat transformation, ten, nine, eight..." Cen Yuqiu dropped the documents and rushed to the door as fast as he could. He jumped up and hugged Sheng Yao'an who had just walked in. An employee who just came to deliver documents but had his worldview severely damaged said: "You, you guys!" Cen Yuqiu, who couldn't wash himself away even if he jumped into the Yellow River: "..." Hot discussion in the tea room every day—— Brother Cen and his puppy brother are also very affectionate today. The fake sunny and cheerful big boy actually cuts the black Alpha attack *The main subject is under the age of 1v1, and the subject is secretly in love with Mu Gong; *Gong is the holy body that is born to attract cats, and pheromones are the natural pairing of Mu Tian Polygonum and cats! ——I am the dividing line for advance payment—— "I am Long Aotian's wronged wife" copywriting Lu Zhiheng recently discovered that his husband who survived the disaster had changed. At first, he thought that her husband had just hit his brain, but repeated tests convinced him that his body had been invaded by something. He couldn't tolerate his husband becoming unrecognizable, so he sharpened the blade one night and stabbed him in the heart without hesitation. "Warning! The protagonist Meng Yuanzhou is confirmed dead and the world collapses! The world is being reset... Reset failed!" "Residual consciousness detected, complete erasure performed - crackle! Kill, hiss - the system is forced to restart!" "The forced reset was successful and the mission level was upgraded to C+. I wish the mission a success!" As everyone knows, this is just the beginning, and countless hosts will die at the hands of Lu Zhiheng. Lu Zhiheng, the cannon fodder wife who was supposed to support her husband's ambitions but was devoured by Long Aotian's husband and was rejected and committed suicide, single-handedly raised the primary mission to the hell level and became a black widow who frightened the missionaries. One day, a voice sounded out of nowhere in Lu Zhiheng's mind. "Please!" The mechanical voice cried, "As long as you agree to do the plot once, any conditions will be met!" Lu Zhiheng said "Oh" coldly, aimed at her husband and pulled the trigger. * Meng Yuanzhou's greatest pride in her life was that she married Lu Zhiheng, and she vowed to be good to Lu Zhiheng for the rest of her life. A bandit attack broke his promise. When he was seriously injured and on the verge of death, an alien soul took over his body. Weak, he could only watch "himself" change his mind and hurt Lu Zhiheng again and again. On the day Lu Zhiheng was robbed of his property and abandoned by "him", he finally broke through the confinement and regained the ownership of his body. He only has one wish - kill me and don't give me the chance to hurt you again! However, death does not mean the end and the world is stuck in a cycle. Meng Yuanzhou, who had no memory, could not understand why his wife had become cold and suspicious. After a quarrel, he went out in anger but was hit on the head by a falling brick. In his daze, he heard himself say: "Hey, this body is quite handsome, and my wife is also beautiful. It must taste good." "Ding dong, the memory of the original owner and the main mission have been loaded. Please work hard to complete the mission!" I don't want to be Long Aotian's wife-loving maniac attacker *The story of a loving couple working together to fight against foreign hosts, and being loved by them! *The host is the host, and the attack is the attack. The messy things the host does have nothing to do with the attack. Please separate it and look at it! In the later stage, the attack will break away from the body and become two individuals with the host. *No cow, no cow, no cow! ! ! —— "Man, the fish miss you in the sea" copywriting ——Perspective fairy tale version—— It is said that humans can thrive by feeding small live fish regularly. The mermaid Sein has been hanging out with the killer whale for a long time, and he has developed a habit of sucking people, so he is determined to find a soft human being to raise. He squatted and waited every day, but a hundred years passed and he didn't even see a ship. Sein: "Where are my people? Why are there none of them!" Humanity is extinct. Sein heard this sad news from the mouth of the killer whale. He learned from the pain and decided to give up the great business of picking up people. At this moment, a cruise ship slowly sailed into his waters. Sein: "Didn't you say it was extinct? Is this a ghost ship?" On the ghost ship, a humanoid creature fell down and hit Sein in front of his eyes. To pick it up or not to pick it up? Sein thought seriously for a second, picked up the human and ran away. Everything about the person I picked up this time was good. The only bad thing was that the person was suddenly lost. Sein gestured with his hands: "Have you seen the person I raised? Such a big one!" The big-tailed fox narrowed his eyes and leaned closer: "Kiss me, and I will transform a human being for you." Sein showed his claws with a "swish": "Bad fox, I knew you were the one who hid my man QAQ!!!" The big-tailed fox turned into a human form with a bang: "The baby is me, please show mercy!" ——The serious version of attack perspective—— Tan Jin, a second-generation super rich man, ran to the sea to hold an adult party, but was knocked unconscious and thrown into the sea. When he opened his eyes again, he saw a beautiful creature - a male mermaid with deep violet eyes. The mermaid kept him as a pet on an isolated island and scared away the people who came to search for him. What's worse is that he was injured and infected. If he doesn't escape from the island, there is only the word "death" waiting for him. Tan Jin covered her wound and looked at the mermaid leisurely basking in the sun on the rocks: she must find a way to leave and cheat the fish away with her. The peacock spreads its wings and the crispy second ancestor red fox orc attacks *The landowner's idiot fell in love with the idiot mermaid, and they doted on each other 1v1; *The background is that after the catastrophe, orcs around the world mutated. They first attacked isolated islands to survive, and then bravely entered the human world; *Shou is not very good at talking at first, and has more psychological descriptions, but will become normal after entering the human world. Purpose: Discover the beauty of life



