Mr. Deceased Wanted to Live a Peaceful Life

I don't know who the murderer is, but I am the deceased. [First person in the copy, third person in the text] I, ordinary passerby A, have never had an ordinary life since I was kidnapped on my sixth birthday. It's like falling into some second-rate detective game. What greets me every morning is not the sun, but death threats or train bombs. It's not the moon that says good night to me every night, it's a serial killer or someone else. But it doesn't matter, for some reason - I can't die. Every time I stared at the scene, I would watch the police and detectives walking around, trying to scare them by moving, while thinking about tomorrow's lunch. Anyway, we can't eat anything today. How can a dead person eat? Just as I was celebrating my 3650th death, my new classmate Kudo Shinichi rushed over nervously and knocked the cake out of my hand. Before I could sadly question him, he had already put the person who was trying to poison me into a police car. That was the first day [alive] that I fell asleep. Kudo Shinichi-san is really awesome! As long as I am friends with him, I will definitely be able to have an ordinary and peaceful life... Right? ———— Shinomiya Yayoi is a strange person. Kudo Shinichi made the above evaluation after seeing his classmates at the scene of the kidnapping case for the thirty-seventh time. He has never seen such unlucky people - being poisoned when buying a cake, hitting a drunk driver's truck while walking on the road, encountering a home invasion and robbery at home alone, and even being kidnapped by a trainee teacher with evil intentions at school! After rescuing someone again, Kudo Shinichi couldn't help but ask: "Why are you so unlucky?!" Mr. Dead, who is always killed, replied absently: "Maybe the gods don't like me?" ——— For Kudo Shinichi, the most painful moment was not when he woke up as a child after being knocked unconscious by the mysterious man in black, but... "Why are you here?!" The shrunken Kudo Arata collapsed and shouted at Shinomiya Yayoi who was squatting in front of him. Shinomiya Yayoi smiled and touched his head. "What do you think?" ·The protagonist has an immortal constitution, and everyone's memories will be automatically rationalized after resurrection. ·Electronic wave series protagonist, natural black ·Comprehensive Conan, Wenye, a little bit of curses and various daily episodes, slightly restrained Purpose: Try to fight against misfortune