Ke Yu discovered that something was not right with the new live-in nanny he hired.
For example, he has never seen this nanny eating or drinking.
When he pointed this out, the nanny hurriedly picked up the battery on hand and chewed it twice: "I'm eating normally."
He pointed to the horns emerging from the nanny's head: "What is this?"
Nanny: "This is a normal human horn (° v.)"
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S1 is a newly bred dummy.
When S1 left the laboratory, the senior told it: "We are pseudo-human beings, and our mission is to blend into human society, take advantage of the opportunity to eat people, and eventually eliminate humans - remember, you have to pretend to be a human nanny now."
S1 slapped his chest: "Remember, I am human."
So it greeted its employer Ke Yu: "Hello, I am a human, my number is S1... No, my name is Ai Siyi."
Ke Yu: "?"
Ai Siyi: "I am really human qwq"
Ke Yu (smiling): "Then what is the barcode on your forehead?"
Ai Siyi: "It is the laboratory code of the pseudo-human (° v.)"
Ke Yu turned on the TV, and there was a report on the news - a kind of supernatural creature called a pseudoman has infiltrated into human society. They are intelligent and can disguise their appearance and behavior as humans, taking the opportunity to eat people. They are very dangerous. Citizens are asked to be more vigilant.
Ke Yu looked at the smart guy next to him who was chasing his tail and said, "It's really dangerous."
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Later, all the neighbors around Ke Yu's house were eaten by the pseudo-human beings, and the survivors were assimilated into the pseudo-human beings. Human society was in danger.
One morning, Ke Yu opened the curtains and found that his yard was also crowded with puppets who were watching eagerly. Even the door could hardly be opened.
Ke Yu asked Ai Siyi: "You are also a fake. Do you have any solution?"
Ai Siyi was shocked: "Master, how did you find out that I am a fake QAQ?"
"Oh, I'm really worried." Ke Yu had no choice but to dig out the special weapon that had been lying dormant for several years from the bottom of the cabinet, and fired a cannon at the door, blasting a path of blood.
"Please give in, everyone, my company will rehire me today. I'm anxious to get to work."
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One day, Ai Siyi finally remembered that he had forgotten an important thing: we puppets are meant to eat people.
So, he climbed onto Ke Yu's bed in the middle of the night and took a bite of Ke Yu's elbow: "It's so hard, I can't bite it (° v.)"
Ke Yu pointed to his lips: "It's soft here, bite it and see."
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Ai Siyi x Ke Yu
Retired boss is attacked by x intelligent pseudo-human
Ai Siyi is attacking, Ke Yu is receiving
The source of inspiration is The Mandela Catalog and European folklore. There are a lot of private designs, all made up by me. The puppet meme has been popular for a long time, so I don't have much to introduce.
25.07.2024Stay
Intention: Delay retirement and make use of remaining energy
