Shao Ze's life experience of more than 17 years is surprisingly exciting.
When he was one year old, he was taught how to speak by the wild ghosts around him;
Abandoned by his parents at the age of three, he grew up eating food from hundreds of families;
When he was five years old, a fortune teller stopped him at the door of his house every day and said he would accept him as his apprentice;
At the age of twelve, he fell into a river and drowned in a daze. After wandering around the underworld, he woke up and was honored to serve as a ferryman;
Now, in the morning, he has to go to school with a smile on his face to fool around, catch up on his sleep, and at the same time defend against the people's teachers who come out to look for trouble.
At night, he turned into a good citizen and risked his life to voluntarily bring the smuggled out souls back to the Palace of Hell.
Until the new deskmate who couldn't hold back a word for three days was met by Shao Zeyu while chatting with a female ghost in the middle of the night.
Shao Zeyu: You two are alone, what's the relationship between you two?
Feng Lin: mentally retarded
Later, Shao Zeyu was chased by evil spirits and came to the end of the road. When he came to the rescue, he saw Feng Lin emerging from nowhere, as if he was passing by.
Unexpectedly, when he opened his eyes and turned his head to look, the evil spirit who looked so fierce just now immediately knelt down and cried for his father and mother like a little girl.
Shao Zeyu: So what is the meaning of my existence?
Feng Lin: Look at me showing off
The daily life of two people getting along is like:
Shao Zeyu: He glanced at me, does he have a crush on me?
Feng Lin: How can I make his mouth poisonous and mute?
Gloomy poisonous tongue muscle weakness attack x cheap mouth affectionate self-guided attack
Feng Lin x Shao Zeyu
Muscle weakness refers to Feng Lin being lazy, not true muscle weakness =w=
This article is used to test the waters. It involves research and verification on the professional part, but most of it is still nonsense. Please don't delve into it~
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