"Copywriting"
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Dear Laurel, The sky is filled with dangerous bullets.
The bugs on the tree, the leftovers in the trash can, and the glass on the building opposite are all trying to harm me.
I can no longer use a knife to cut vegetables, because both the knife and the vegetables are screaming at me.
Last night while I was asleep, my dad ran into my room and told me I was in danger.
Just jump out of the window.
I think what he said makes sense.
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I didn't lie! Why don't you believe it!
Someone really came with a machine gun and entered the village immediately! Wearing white clothes!
Help!
Xiao Huang, you are also under the bed.
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There are many beans in the world.
Red beans, mung beans, soybeans, green beans, black beans, golden beans.
And weird-flavored beans.
Eventually they will all become Aurora Warriors.
When I was 18 years old, he took me back to my home planet.
This year I turned 18 again, and this time I finally got to see the Aurora Warriors. I was so excited that I pooped in my pants.
Zhang Wen laughed at me, what did you eat, croton?
Croton is also a bean, so Aurora Warriors are shit.
I am a genius.
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"Let's escape together. Have you seen the lake over there? As long as you swim across it, there are restaurants, game arcades, and movie theaters opposite!"
"Don't go, don't go. There are schools, offices and my parents' homes across the street!"
"Ahhhhh, so scary!"
"You are really a bunch of cowardly lunatics, and there are oceans, puppies and hot pots across the way!"
"No, no, no, no, we don't want to see deans, leaders, and cockroaches even more than puppies and hotpots!!"
"That's right, don't harm us!"
"What a fool... Have you all forgotten that there is freedom on the other side! We will never have freedom here."
"Jiaxi, when you are well, you can leave the hospital. Don't act like this, it's so tiring."
"I also felt that I was better. I saw that the opposite bank was full of blooming trees, including magnolia, cherry blossoms and apricot blossoms."
"Great poet, I just watched TV and it said it is winter."
"Nonsense, it's spring."
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"Hello, this is Songshan Psychiatric Hospital. Are you a family member of Jia Xi..."
"What's wrong?"
"Jasi escaped from the hospital with a male patient last night. Has he contacted you?"
"Who is the other person?"
"A crazy gay."
｜A poor sailor in a small town was attacked by a doctor returned from a feudal family
｜Innocent X Crazy criticism
｜Geng Shou is not really crazy, but he has serious mental illness and was abandoned by his family in a mental hospital.
｜Let's run away, this is the last time, to see the spring
|HE
Intention: Live hard.
