Times are progressing, and heaven is also keeping pace. In order to show his wisdom and power, and let the gods of heaven who have worked hard for thousands of years relax and unwind, the God Emperor of the Six Realms clapped his hands and organized a relaxation ceremony for the gods in cooperation with Qu Jiangyan, the eternal life god in charge of the palace of life. He also arranged for the god of war genius Shan Yinxue, who had never dealt with the god of grassroots origin, to work with him to plan the path of the immortals to the earth.
Unexpectedly, after the two sworn enemies cursed and impeached each other in the God Realm for dozens of days, the "vacation plan" they had finally worked out was disrupted by the demon who escaped from the seal. All the gods in the room were killed, and they were knocked down to the mortal world by the out-of-control reincarnation platform. They lost their divine power and became mortals.
Uh... And other things, and only by completing the calamity script written by the reincarnation platform can you return to the divine world.
The original plan was to fall in love with the young general of the human world dynasty, Baihua Fairy, who turned into a gun. In order to complete her script, she brainwashed the young general to let him have sex with a real gun in the bridal chamber. She also claimed that she could avoid paying for the wedding and could save a little bit. She was definitely a good match to save money.
The God-Emperor Prince Jinwu, who originally wanted to be a carefree and wealthy prince in the human world, directly became the deposed prince of the previous dynasty. He was imprisoned when he was still nursing, and was involved in the vortex of the real and fake princes. He is still out of touch.
The absolutely righteous and pardoning judicial magistrate, the Great Emperor, wanted to go to the human world to see the judicial situation in the world. As soon as he opened his eyes, he was blinded by a bunch of unjust, false and wrong cases.
The unlucky Lord Wenchang didn't know where the reincarnation table was thrown by the convulsions. It was originally a piece of cake to complete the script and become the top scholar in high school, but he always encountered various accidents and failed every test. People who took the exam were so crazy that they knelt down on their own golden bodies in their own Wenchang temple. It seemed that they had forgotten that they were gods.
Under the influence of the devil, Samsara Tai went crazy and did not let go even his two project leaders.
The Yongming Tianzun and the God of War in the God Realm, who could scold each other eight million words every day in the morning, opened their eyes. Hundreds of flowers were blooming, ten miles of red makeup, parents-in-law, matchmakers, and thousands of guests.
The person who beat the gong shouted loudly from the side: "The auspicious time has come! Please invite the two newlyweds to worship!"
Yongming Tianzun and the God of War looked at each other and fainted from the words "happy" written all over them.
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The God of Eternal Life and the God of War of the Six Realms really dislike each other. There are so many people in the God Realm, and no one can imagine how these two people can be so irresistible.
Their political opinions are contradictory, their political achievements are in conflict with each other, and their Taoism is completely different. Even the colors of their clothes are completely opposite. One loves red, gold and black, and the other loves blue, silver and white.
Because Yongming Tianzun belongs to the family of the God Emperor, he looks down on the God of War, who has a humble origin and has cultivated step by step from a mortal. And because Yongming Tianzun follows the lead of the mediocre God Emperor and calls him the master of the lower world with an uncompromising attitude, he is servile and bows his knees.
Unexpectedly, the destiny was so outrageous that even God could not predict it. An accident, under the "red line" of the reincarnation platform, the two of them became a "husband" in an instant. The beginning was like a hell copy of the wedding night.
At first, Shan Yinxue felt like she was about to vomit out her soul. Later...
In order to ascend back to the God Realm and kill the rebellious demon god as soon as possible, a certain God of War, who played the role of loving "husband" with the Eternal Life God, felt that he seemed to have discovered some incredible secret.
There are gods and demons in the six realms, hundreds of families are miserable and weak, the way of heaven is oppressive, the world is unkind and treats all things as stupid dogs, there are thousands of avenues in the path of cultivation, a poem by a great scholar protects the world, the Great Wall of Mohist institutions stretches for thousands of miles, the Taoists know the true meaning of the Spring and Autumn Period, and there are many experts in the immortal path who are still unable to get started.
Shan Yinxue only pursued one of the "wars" back then. Although he knew the source of the river of blood in the Corpse Mountain of the Six Realms, he still smashed his way into the Heavenly Palace as a mortal, forcing the God Emperor to recruit him as a minister and confer the title of God of War in the Six Realms. However, he could not waver in the "law" of golden light all over the world.
Unexpectedly, there was someone who had the same thoughts as him, and was more decisive and crazy than him. For this reason, he would not hesitate to bring down the entire Six Realms.
With the six realms as the chessboard, the gods and yourself as the chess pieces, and the way of heaven as the chess player, before the true desperate situation arrives, the player will fight to the death, and neither life nor death will be achieved.
At first, Shan Yinxue thought that he and Qu Jiang Yan were just sworn political enemies, and when they met, they just said: "Yue!"
Later, Shan Yinxue knew that the man was cold-faced and humble, and he was proud, so he simply expressed his passion and sincerity: "Huo, why don't you know that you are still an undercover agent of the Demon Clan? If you don't call me back, I will become the Emperor of Heaven, but I think the Demon Clan and the Demon God are just your pawns, you are playing a big role, I like it, brothers, let's do it together!"
Later, Shan Yinxue hugged the waist of Eternal Life Heavenly Lord and cried heartbreakingly: "We are worshipers! My wife cannot make chaos and abandon a god who is contrary to Shinto.
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The story of the gods in the divine world being accidentally reincarnated and going through a tribulation, only to find that the lower world was in a mess, so they led the way down to earth to rectify it, to regain their true hearts as gods, and to confront the laws of heaven and the evil spirits outside the realm. This is actually a sand sculpture.
There are characters who have a close relationship with Shou, but it's just the kind of close relationship between a monarch and his ministers. Attack and Shou have always been huge and thick double arrows x
cp: "I am the best in the world" I hate evil as much as I hate it. I go straight to the cool god of war.
Two-way redemption, heroes cherish heroes.
The system of secular gods, folklore and customs of various regions, the dynasties of the human world, neta and the Tang Dynasty, the cultivation system of a hundred schools of thought, various Daocheng Shinto religious systems, a mixture of prehistoric folk beliefs, some writings refer to "Taibai Venus is a bit annoying", the world view of silk punk cultivation technology, very modern, fully entering the mythical world of the 18th and 19th centuries in the steam age.
Intention: I have been wandering for a long time, and I have lost all my deep gratitude for thousands of years. I am a teacher and friend in life and death. I have to say farewell to my close friend after a long life. I wonder if life is miserable at this point?